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Subject: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottom


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MarkW
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Date Posted: 13:48:09 09/17/21 Fri

Mother is staying over for the weekend. As my wife is working one of her long shifts, Mum and I are at the large supermarket getting some groceries in. In her late 70s now, she is still very spry and sharp as a whip. Still a keen badminton player.

Enter stage door left a Brat (6 or7 maybe) – noisy, excitable, and running up and down the aisles unchecked.

“That boy is just asking for a good spanking,” says Mum, her voice sharp with irritation.

I nod in agreement, but feel a little embarrassed that her voice is so loud and clear.

“Beetroot?” I ask, to distract her as we stand at a vegetable island.

“That is EXACTLY the colour his bottom should be after bending over his mother's knee!” continues mother not to be side-tracked.

She suddenly grins wickedly at me.

“AND he has such a spankable bottom too, Mark. Not unlike yours when you were his age!”

As sons the world over know, there is never a hole in the ground that magically appears to disappear into when mothers embarrasses you in public. I check the floor out anyway. My face burns, and I put the beetroot back.

“I can't take you anywhere, Mum,” I mutter.

Those little grey cells of mine (oh so grey now) get to work. What exactly is a “spankable bottom, I wonder”? Is it a term you have used, and what would be your definition?

Suffice to say, red cheeked Mark did not have the courage to ask mother to explain what a spankable bottom is in her eyes.

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Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomMaria B.14:35:29 09/17/21 Fri
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomMichelle14:58:34 09/17/21 Fri
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomMary15:08:38 09/17/21 Fri
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomKate15:44:02 09/17/21 Fri
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomCandace05:30:59 09/18/21 Sat
Re: Spankable bottoms :)Cherie07:22:18 09/18/21 Sat
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomNicole12:46:53 09/18/21 Sat
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomMolly15:39:53 09/18/21 Sat
Re: Shopping with mother / a spankable bottomIvana00:46:00 09/20/21 Mon


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