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Date Posted: 16:01:34 12/26/00 Tue
Author: David Ryan
Subject: A Country Folks Guide to Computer Jargon.

Byte:
What black flies do.

Chip:
What to munch on.

Disc Operating System:
The equipment the Doc uses when you have a floppy disk.

Dot Matrix:
John Matrix's wife.

Download:
Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Floppy Disk:
Whacha get from pilin' too much firewwod.

Keyboard:
Where you hang your keys.

Lap Top:
Where the kids feel comfy.

Log On:
Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off:
Don't add wood.

Hard Drive:
Gettin' home in blizzard season.

Micro Chip:
What's left in the bag when the chips are gone.

Modem:
What you did to the hay fields.

Monitor:
Keep an eye on the wood stove.

RAM:
The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work.

Screen:
What you need for black fly season.

Windows:
What to shut when it's 30 below.

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