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>We realize that as RAE retirees get older they may >face some confusing medical terminology. We have >compiled the following list of definitions of medical >terms for your reference. Hope it helps: > >Artery: The study of fine painting. >Bacteria: Cafeteria rear entrance. >Barium: What you do when C.P.R. fails. >Bowels: Letters like A,E,I,O or U. >Catarrh: Stringed Instrument. >Cat Scan: Done by a judge at a feline show. >Cauterize: To make eye contact with her. >Cesarean Section: A district in Rome. >Colic: A Sheep Dog. >Coma: A punctuation mark. >D & C: Where Washington is. >Dilate: To live longer. >Fester: Quicker. >Fibula: A small lie. >Grippe: A suitcase. >Hangnail: A coat hook. >Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. >Minor Operation: Coal digging. >Morbid: A higher offer. >Nitrate: Lower than the day rate. >Organic: Musical. >Outpatient: A person who has fainted. >Post-Operative: A letter carrier. >Protein: In favour of young people. >Prostate: Flat on one's back. >Recovery Room: A place where they redo upholstery. >Rheumatic: Amourous. >Scar: A large brown cigarette. >Seizure: Roman Emperor. >Serology: A study of Engish Knighthood. >Tablet: A small table. >Terminal Illness: Sickness that occurs at the Airport. >Tibia: A country in Africa. >Tumour: An extra pair. >Urine: Opposite to you're out. >Varicose Veins: Veins which are very close together. >Vein: Conceited.

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