Date Posted:17:57:32 07/17/02 Wed Author: Edward Foster Author Host/IP: crtntx1-ar2-091-154.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net / 22.214.171.124 Subject: 5yhyh5 5y hj58 9oj5y98
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