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Date Posted: 12:40
Author: Mike C - 16 Jun 2001
Subject: The Light

Lifted from another board:

By denomination, how many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHARISMATICS: Only one. Hands already in the air.

ROMAN CATHOLICS: None. They use candles.

PENTECOSTALS: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against
the spirit of darkness.

PRESBYTERIANS: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on
and off.

EPISCOPALIANS: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say
how much they liked the old one better.

MORMONS: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him
how to do it.

UNITARIANS: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or
against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have
found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write
a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your
light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of
which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

METHODISTS: Two. One to change the bulb and one to check the "Manual
for Changing Bulbs in the Methodist Church"

BAPTISTS: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and two or three
committees to approve the change. Oh, and also a casserole.

LUTHERANS: None. Lutherans don't believe in change..

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