Date Posted:15:21:34 07/07/06 Fri Author: Kande's Sis Subject: The sound of high pitched giggles... In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "Er...excuse me, Miss, do you have a bandaid?" on 21:42:29 07/05/06 Wed
...has both Kande sisters looking towards the hot tub on the deck. Rushing through the french doors, both sisters gasp at Stan who is sitting on the edge of the hot tub with his arms around naked Barbie dolls while smoking a cigar and drinking a banana martini.
"Stan!" Kande gasps. "I thought I brought you up better than this."
KS snorts. "You didn't bring him up, you just brought him to life with some thread, a needle, and a few socks."
"Whatever." Kande huffs. "At least the Dancing Danas and Red-Speedo Revue have enough sense to stay out of this." No sooner had the words left her mouth, when a crew of DD's and RSR's come streaming through the house and onto the deck, all sans clothes.
"Oh. Oh. Oh." Kande grabs a barbie with long blonde hair and starts fanning herself. "Say...she's kinda cute. I think I'll take her home." She tries to stash the Barbie into her coat jacket, but KS grabs it from her.
"Pervert. That belongs to PFC 2, or the demonseed as you like to call her." KS throws towels at the crowd gathered around Stan. "Cover up, guys!"
"This is all your fault." Kande wheels on her sister. "If you'd provided a better home for Stan..."
"How much better does it get than at the Mayor's house?" KS's wave encompasses the entire mansion. "He has hot tubs, steam rooms, 5 large bedrooms, three baths, etc., etc. at his disposal. Not to mention the completely stocked bar, frig, and pantry."
"I meant his lack of morals. Thank God Bubba isn't out here."
KS snickers. "Perhaps you need to turn around, Sis."
Kande whips around to see Bubba's naked rear-end easing back into the house. She takes chase and the two run pell-mell through the house, knocking over priceless artifacts and the Mayor's favorite X-files paraphanalia. "Oops." Kande tries to catch her breath after chasing Bubba into the Mayor's huge walk-in closet. "Ooh, these are cute." Kande is distracted by the Mayor's collection of shoes while Bubba makes a quick getaway dressed in most of the Mayor's clothes.
Meanwhile, KS is sitting outside in a lounge chair sipping a mai-tai. "Wonder when the Mayor is getting home?"
