Date Posted:08:14:43 07/05/07 Thu Author: Kande's Sis Subject: With a spray of gravel In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "KS flips her phone closed..." on 08:18:23 07/03/07 Tue
Kande, Bubba, and the sock boys roar into the parking lot next to a line of RV's complete with flower boxes. They are immediately surrounded by a group of feral children holding sticks and threatening them with rocks.
The Mayor stomps out of the nettles in her bikini and leopard-skin stilletos, tearing a small hole in her kimono with a thorn, which widens as she stalks so that once she reaches the RV's, the hole reaches to her neck. Her behind in the bikini is exposed to all as she reaches the feral children.
"Halt! By order of the Mayor. Who goes there?" Her eyes widen as she looks in the car and sees Kande. "Kande? You drove all the way up here just to see me?"
Kande opens the car gingerly, eying the children. "Yeeessss...plus I heard you had season 2 of Battlestar Galactica."
Bubba rolls his eyes, opens his door, tucks his head down and rolls into a ball beneath the car. Unfortunately, he's not fast enough and the kids start a game of kickball with him. The sock boys get out of the car and join in.
The Mayor stomps over to Kande and grabs her by the ear. "Watch the movie later. Let's get you an ice cold rootbeer and go tubing."
Moments later, dressed in a Hawaiin print bikini with her bits spilling out, Kande is hustled down to the lake by the Mayor and the Ladies. The pool boys are ordered to clean the RV's and start supper.
KS trains her binoculars on the campsite. Aaaahhh..the pool boys are acting just like JD. She surreptitiously wipes a tear from her eye as she watches. Damn, she would have to be on a surveillance run. She swivels her head to the lake to see a line of women run towards the water with intertubes.
"Golly, that looks like...no, it can't be...wait a minute, it is!" Her eyes goggle as she sees Kande bobbing along in a bikini. She drops the binoculars. "My eyes! My eyes! I've gone blind!"
