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Date Posted: 11:58:25 12/30/05 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: While KS is e-mailing her brother the quiz
In reply to: kande 's message, "As the mayor cracks her new diamond studded whip..." on 10:06:34 12/30/05 Fri

She sends JD off to the Post Office, after first making him don some clothes. Having him run around the post-op room in just one of those tie-in-the-back robes is amusing and sexy, but he may get chilly wearing that outside. Ah! She received an answer back from her brother already. She clicks on the response and frowns. 'But I love cheeseballs!' her brother has plaintively answered. "Idiot," mutters KS.

The bell over the post-op rooms rings and nurses rush in to see if KS needs anything. She doesn't, especially when she sees JD standing there with a package. "Is that...?"

"It is!" JD informs her cheerily. At last, he can stop baking cookies and brownies to send over to the Mayor. Whew!

"Help me get over to the Klub!" KS demands, hopping around on one foot. JD picks her up in his manly arms and staggers out the door.

Meanwhile...the Mayor is thoroughly enjoying her whip. "Who gave me this whip, anyway?" she asks, stroking its supple leather and fingering the diamonds at the end.

Kande clears her throat. "I did. The leather is from morocco and the diamonds...well. Ha, ha! Who knows who they are?"

Stardoe looks at her strangely. Americans do have some odd phrases, but she'd never heard this one. "Don't you mean, who knows where they came from? Diamonds are comprised of carbon, you know."

Kande slides her gaze away. "No, no. I meant I don't know who they are."

"Wait just a minute," CW stalks over to Kande and pinches her upper arm. "Where'd you get this whip?"

"Errr..I borrowed it from KS." She tears her arm away from CW and rubs it. "I ran out of gifts, OK? I sold them all to the tourists. KS won't miss it."

"Won't miss what?" a voice asks from behind her.

The Mayor snaps the whip in the air, finally touching on the behind of the tourist. LIttle bugger thought he could hide from me forever, she thinks to herself smugly.

"Grandma! Grandpa!" KS cries and takes the whip away from the Mayor. She smiles gently at her. "Sorry, no more gifts. I finally received Kande's package."

"Rats," the Mayor scowls as the tourist scuttles outside and the safety of anywhere but Shipperville. "I really wanted a whipping boy, too."

"Next year I'll give you one myself." KS promises.

"Why do you call your whip after your grandparents?" Rabid asks. "Or do we want to know?"

KS fingers the diamonds on the tip of the whip. "These diamonds are made from the cremated remains of my grandparents. That way, they can enjoy all my hobbies with me. It's almost like they're living on, you know? It's the newest thing."

"Eeeeewwwwww!" everyone screams.

"I think I'm going to be sick," IG burbles from behind her hand. "That's shippiness gone all wrong."

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