Date Posted:09:20:56 05/08/04 Sat Author: Kande's Sis, shaking her head Subject: I wasn't going to do this but... In reply to:
kenamom, who is back....finally
's message, "KM shakes her head as her car is towed off...." on 14:16:02 05/07/04 Fri
KS puts two fingers in her mouth and whistles. Suddenly, a midnight blue hearse streaks around the corner and then stops suddenly, right next to the Mayor.
The Mayor starts patting herself down. "Am I dead? Is this Heaven? What are you guys doing here?" She clutches her throat. "Oh no! I've died and gone to Hell!"
KS pats her on the shoulder and the Mayor winces. Must have pulled a shoulder muscle. "Now, now. This is going to be your vehicle until you heal. I'll get you to your Anger Management Class on the double." She leans over and throws the Mayor's limp form over her shoulder. The Mayor gives out a whoosh of air as her stomach hits KS's bony shoulder. KS kicks the door of the hearse, which flies open and then unceremoniously dumps the Mayor in the back and manhandles her into the seatbelt, which looks amazingly like a strait jacket.
KS stands back up and dusts off her hands. The others are gaping at the Mayor, trussed in the backseat. "Er...KS, are you sure that's a seatbelt?" CW asks. "Because it looks suspiciously like..."
KS puts on her dark FBI brand sunglasses. "She'll have to put up with it. This car is usually used for transporting my victims...er...clients back to the torture chamber." KS grins. "Just for show and tell, naturally."
The rest look at her and gulp. "Of course."
KS leans into the window of the car. "Ready, Mayor?"
The Mayor is struggling furiously. "Get me out of here, you baboon!"
KS waves a finger at her. "Ah, ah, ah! Kande's the one with monkeys on her shoes." She slides into the front seat and puts the key in the ignition. A rumbling purr starts up. KS closes the door and waves at the others. "Ta, ta!"
The car goes from 0 to 100 in about 2 seconds. KS whips it around the corner and out of sight. The group can still hear the Mayor screaming abuse at KS for several minutes after they've disappeared.
CW looks at Stardoe with her hands on her hips. "You're the Sheriff. Are you going to let her get away with that kind of driving?"
Stardoe is still staring after the car, thinking about the strait jacket and those stains she saw on the backseat. Blood? She wouldn't be able to tell without doing DNA testing. And does she really want to risk that with KS? She shudders. She values her life more than that. She realizes CW is still looking at her. "Oh, I think KS can get the Mayor safely to her class."
Just then the doors to the Klub open. Kande peers out and glares at them. "A little peace and quiet, please. Bubba is recovering from his accident.
