Date Posted:08:19:16 06/28/04 Mon Author: Kande's Sis Subject: Eeewww! Is that what I think it is? In reply to:
kande, who really did get that present from the cats
's message, "Kande puts down the drill and takes a swig of diet root beer." on 04:31:43 06/28/04 Mon
Leaving CW to ponder the mystery of the round object now in a speciman jar, KS quickly makes her way to Kande's Klub. She is dragging a bag full of party supplies behind her and holding the ice pack in the embroidered tea towel still on the knot on her head. "Stupid flower boxes," she mutters under her breath. She stops when she sees Kande looking perplexed at her back door.
"What's she doing now?" KS asks herself under her breath as she slinks to the side of the house. She watches as Bubba comes out with a selection of paperplates.
"Let's use the plates and cups with Marvin the Martian on them," Kande tells Bubba impatiently as she continues to try to figure out how to make the door sit at the right angle.
Bubba sighs and trudges back into the Klub. He doesn't understand why his boss insists on dishware with the image of that criminal Marvin on it. Everyone who has travelled the galaxy knows that Marvin is wanted for alien slaughter. But these humans persist in worshipping him. Bubba stops as he sees KS out of the corner of his eye. What is she up to? And why is she still up and about after drinking his infamous Hairy Eyeball? Then he sees the bump on her head as the cold pack slips and his eyes widen. So she did drink the Hairy Eyeball! The being he snuck into the drink must be crawling toward her brain. He eyes the lump on her head and then sighs. He can't kill KS on Kande's birthday. Bubba hefts a rock and tosses it.
The rock lands smack on the lump on KS's head. She yelps and reels, running headfirst into Kande who then bumps the door. "Hey, Sis, thanks!" Kande tells her when she straightens up again. "The door is finally level!"
