Date Posted:11:36:26 07/13/04 Tue Author: CW Subject: Meanwhile back at the Klub In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "I know! Kande beams at him" on 19:15:27 07/12/04 Mon
CW looks at the obvious imposter and said in a rather irritated school teacher voice "Who are you and what planet are you from?"
Peevishly, the imposter retorted "from your latest murder mystery book--aren't you Kay Scarpetta?"
Laughing until her sides ached, CW pointed a finger at him and said "You are on the wrong board. Be off with you and send back the right character this time or I will send you way off into the Big Blue Nowhere!"
As the imposter dematerialised, CW stood and tapped her foot impatiently for her friend to reappear. Smiling when he did so she said "where have you been--you wouldn't believe what was here in your place!"
"I had to go watch Kande get off on her plane--I somehow didn't trust KS and Bubba to get her there safely. Glad I did the preflight inspection though. KS had put one of her stupid grenades into the landing gear. The dogs found the rest of her booby traps but to make sure she was safe I gave her the vest parachute from Marshall" he replied.
"Good job but next time please send a better stand-in. This guy was from the wrong board" she complained.
"Now, now, now, don't fret--I really meant well. Let's go over to the Klub and make sure things are running ok."
Together they walked over to the Klub, stood in the doorway watching the lousy job the Dancing Danas and Red Speedo Review were doing. Suddenly there was a loud, shrill whistle which made everybody in the Klub jump. As CW stormed into the Club, closely followed by her friend and the Mayor (who was busily writing fines for the DDs and RSRs) CW pointed at the lounging workers and didn't need to say a word. The lazy culprits quickly got to work scrubbing glasses, the mirror, tables and the floor.
Looking at her in amazement, the still nameless gentleman said "I didn't know you could do that."
"There's a lot you don't know--yet" she reliped as she smiled at him "old Phy.Ed. teachers have all sorts of skills they can do."
