Date Posted:10:36:13 08/02/04 Mon Author: Kande's Sis, new thread! Continuation of storyline! Subject: It suddenly occurs to everyone that Stardoe doesn't recognize...
...the original DNA contributor of the Red Speedo Revue! How did everyone realize this? Just read on...
After Stardoe had settled the lawsuits between KS and CW after CW had heavily stomped on poor KS's lolling injured tongue, she'd sat down at the bar and ordered a lager from Bubba. She absently watches the Red Speedo Revue perform a Scottish jig choreographed by Kande.
"Say," Stardoe tells the Mayor, who is sitting next to her downing a diet rootbeer and at the same time knitting little hats for Kande's new bagpipe, "those fella's dancing up there look vaguely familiar. Recognize 'em?"
The Mayor promptly puts down her knitting and blows a whistle that hangs around her neck. Everyone gathers around while Stardoe tries to get the ringing noise out of her ears.
"We have an emergency," the Mayor tells the gathered crew. "Stardoe doesn't recognize DD!"
"The Dancing Dana's?" Kande asks, and promptly gets her ears cuffed by an irate Mayor.
"David Duchovny! The DNA contributor to the Red Speedo Revue clones! Am I going to have to get you into treatment too?" The Mayor glares at Kande who pales at the thought of the type of treatment the Mayor is referring too. "Where's IG?"
IG steps out of the ranks. "Here I am."
"Prepare to give Stardoe the treatment." IG also pales, but resolves to do her best.
"I'll meet you all at the church." IG motions for Kande and Bubba to follow her.
"What in the world are you talking about?" Stardoe asks, finally able to hear what's going on now that the ringing has died down in her ears. "Now that you've jogged my memory, I remember DD. Now, what was the name of that woman he used to work with?"
A collective gasp goes up. The remaining Shippervillians grab Stardoe's arms and start hightailing it to the church, Stardoe struggling to free herself.
"The Catholic Church! What am I doing here?" Stardoe is still struggling with the Shippervillians holding her, but stops when KS shows her what's in her artillery belt. "Can't we talk about this?"
"You'll talk all right," the Mayor steps forward. "You'll talk to the priest and ask for absolution."
"For having a memory blip?" Stardoe is incredulous. Before she can argue further, a cowled figure appears at the door of the church and motions them to enter. Only the pale green feet with the three toes tells them this is Bubba.
The group enters the church behind Bubba. It's dark, with the smell of incense tickling their noses. Candles are lit down the aisle, leading to a small wooden confessional. The Mayor points to it silently, and Stardoe grudgingly detaches herself from the group and tromps to it, viciously ripping the curtain to one side and disappearing inside. The group can just barely make out her first words:
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."
While Stardoe is seeking to absolve herself, KS is facing a puzzling question. Who is LCJSMD?
