Date Posted:16:02:35 12/18/03 Thu Author: Kande's Sis stops and squints Subject: As the freezing air hits her face... In reply to:
kenamom yells, clapping her hands together
's message, ""ATTENTION PEOPLE"" on 08:59:29 12/18/03 Thu
"Just one cotton-pickin' minute here," KS mutters to herself, as the dazed throng of Shippervillians spin her around as they sprint towards the mall and the town center. KS digs around in her artillery belt until she finds her pillbox with antidotes to various poisons. Selecting a blue pill, she pops it and waits. "Aaaahhh. That's better."
Kande grabs her sis by the hand and swings it high. The pillbox goes flying and lands in a bank of snow. "Wheeee!" Kande calls out gaily as she skips to pick up the small sterling box. "Oopsie daisy. Don't want you to lose your eensy-weensy darling pills, sister dear." Kande cradles the small box in her stubby hands and then hands it to her Sis who is looming over her and smirking.
"That Stardoe is a mastermind," KS says softly. "I bet the Mayor commissioned her to make those leaves that made everyone feel full of love and want to go on a shopping spree. Everyone...but me, that is." The Shipperville assassin rubs her hands together gleefully. Kande is still on her knees in the snow, smiling vacantly and talking outloud about the gifts she plans to buy the Mayor and Stardoe.
Scully99 wanders out the door of the club, arm-in-arm with CW and IG, singing Christmas carols loudly and badly. KS turns around and sees the Mayor and Stardoe looking out at the crowd gathered outside. Not wanting the two to know she's on to their dastardly plot, she quickly gives Kande a spitty buss on the cheek.
"Eeeewwww," Kande tries to rub the spit on her sleeve, but only succeeds in smearing it in her hair. The Mayor and Stardoe laugh and point at the scene.
