A local reporter has reported that the local Sheriff Stardoe demands a written and public appology for the abhorrent ovesight of her dedicated service to the community by the editor and chief of the Noromo Gazette.
"MORONOS" screamed the livid sheriff during the interview. As sheriff Stardoe practised her cutting with one of her newly broken Takhis, she extoled the virtues of her service and the calous oversight of the editor of this newpaper by declaring that clutz, Detoured as the upholder of law and order in Shipperville.
"Sure, Detoured is a super hero," Stardoe said "and she rescues all sorts of people from all sorts of dangers but she does not uphold the laws and orders and CC&Rs of this community. I do that! I'm the only reason this place hasn't turned into the DRR. I'm telling you people. I deserve better recognition for what i do in this joint. Every time Detoured breaks something or stabs herself with something, I'm always there to glue her back together in yet my other role as alien doctor and human experimentor of this community. I demand an appology from that Morono editor of this trashy rag. If it wasn't for the laundering revenue that her sleezy klub is bringing in I would have convinced the mayor ages ago to get rid of her. "
And so our intrepid reporter left the broiling Stardoe to her cutting work and tiptoed through the Takhi pats to finally type up this article.
Sheila Boomingfeld reporting.
