Date Posted:22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue Author: Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods) Subject: "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree" on 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
...when I ordered those 21 cd's for the price of one last year," Rabid remarks.
"You mean to tell me that was you?" KS snarls whipping around to confront her cyber-twin, "I am still getting phone calls and junk mail and spam and tuna salad offers from those jokers...and I have moved 6 times. Nothing seems to stop them."
"Yeah," Rabid shrugs, "I know! That's why I gave them your name. Then I filed a forwarding address to your house as soon as I got my free cd's."
"FREE?" KS yelps, "Free my left butt cheek. Do you know how much the shipping and handling charge was? I'll tell you how much...$287.00!"
"Wow! I guess I shouldn't have had them all shipped individually, huh?" Rabid says with a tiny frown, "But I was doing a craft project and I needed a bunch of those little shipping peanuts."
"Arrrggghhh!" KS screams and Stardoe and Det. are hard pressed to restrain her.
"Would this be a good time to tell you about the free long distance service and 3 years of Internet access I signed you up for when I purchased my new computer?" Rabid asks guilelessly, "Oh...and the 28 magazine subscriptions that automatically bill to your credit card each year without you having to do a thing?"
"Look out, she's going to blow!" Stardoe yodels as she and Det. dive clear.
KS barrels down on the hapless Shipperville Librarian. Grabbing Rabid in a choke hold KS proceeds to knock her cyber-twins head against the floor boards while making incoherent comments about inbreeding in the cyber-family. It is in this compromising position that John Doggett finds his beloved KS when he enters the Klub clutching the warrant from America's Most Wanted.
Rabid/Raeann
wonder if KS will be spending our birthday behind bars...and also does this mean I get all of the presents?
