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Date Posted: 03:25:36 09/26/04 Sun
Author: Gorman Mullane
Subject: Re: Questions
In reply to: Chase 's message, "Re: Questions" on 01:28:16 09/25/04 Sat

Dear Chase,

I am sorry. Please accept my apology. Jillian McDermott is a lovely girl, I couldn't resist. But now that I know she is dating the young man (you) responsible for creating the phenomenal computer lingo "l337 speak", and using the most threatening and bullet proof hacks for the award winning computer game Counter-Strike. Please don't hack our computers, we can't afford to loose all of our data, Irish dance competition records and photos from those events.

I remember back when I was an electrician, and installing new wiring at the dance class Jillian took. I remember watching her dance while I was a distance away working on the wiring. She is so amazing. Those beautiful green eyes, brown hair, freckles, and those very beautiful and smooth dancing legs. I some times wished I could just give her a massage in front of a fire place while drinking hot coco. It was like heaven. I tried giving her eye contact while smiling, but she would look the other way. Now after hearing the news about you and her falling for each other, I was certain I would never have a chance with her. Now every night, I would lay out side on the grass, look up at the stars, and think of her, and fantasized about her dancing. Now Jillian is and always will be just that, a dream.

And one last thing, you be sure to use a condom when you are having sexual intercourse with her. Because if she got any STD's, or got pregnant, she wouldn't be able to continue with her Irish dance carrier, plus she is young. So if you don't have protective sexual with her, bad things will happen to you. And this isn't a threat, it's a fact.

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