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Amy
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Date Posted: Monday, June 11, 03:50:13pm
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king
>had a beautiful daughter the princess. But there was a
>problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal,
>wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were
>afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
>The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He
>consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If
>your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will
>be
>cured."
>
>
>The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any
>man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
>marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
>
>Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a
>very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched
>it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
>
>The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is
>the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas,
>once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
>
>The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand
>in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was
>told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in
>her hand. And it did not melt!!!
>
>The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
>And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily
>ever after.
>
>QUESTION: What was the object in the prince's pants?
They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your
>hand.
>
>(Get your mind out of the gutter!)
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