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Date Posted: 11:38:39 04/19/07 Thu
Author: lee
Subject: Re: Fashion
In reply to: MoFunny 's message, "Fashion" on 06:47:11 04/16/07 Mon

>Many of us [those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering
>near 40] are quite confused about how we should
>present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of
>image we are projecting and whether or not we are
>correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
>Despite what you may have seen, the following
>combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
>
>
>1. A nose ring and bifocals
>
>2. Spiked hair and bald spots
>
>3. A pierced tongue and dentures
>
>4. Miniskirt and support hose
>
>5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads
>
>6. Speedo's and cellulite
>
>7. A belly ring and a gall bladder scar
>
>8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor
>
>9. Midriff shirt and a midriff bulge
>
>10. Bikinis and liver spots
>
>11. Short shorts and varicose veins
>
>12. Inline skates and a walker
>
>Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your
>mind when you shop!

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