| Subject: Waving his hand! " I got a lota ones!" |
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aaaavega
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Date Posted: 18:01:05 08/16/01 Thu
In reply to:
forced347
's message, "Who has the most ONES!!!" on 13:12:05 08/16/01 Thu
For a "newcommer", I'm doing pretty good!
Here's what I got:
Out of 173 total votes, I've managed to pull this off:
1.0's - 14
1.5's - 12
2.0's - 13
2.5's - 14
3.0's - 15
Not too shabby for a "newbie", huh? hahaha
So, what is the secret to capturing the "low score title"?
Simple! Just piss off the "ricers", like I LOVE to do! :-)
Here's a stunning example of the "ricer creed":
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do and then I refuse to race!
Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.
Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing
They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!
When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs, why can't I get a date?
(laughing uncontrolably!)
And by ALL means, do not forget about the latest company on the "exhaust mods" scene! These guys are BAAAAD ASS!
Bring on the "ones" and when I'm enjoying a nice 11 sec run down the track, in a street legal car running on shitty 97 octane pump-gas, our "cubic-inch challenged" entries will still be trying to figure out how to duplicate that feat with a "weed-whacker engine"! hahaha
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