PLayer: Seen many genitalia - from Under 13's right through to 1st Grade. One classic example was a 1st Grade where the ol cods just fell out while a player was being tackled...
Spectator: Having to remove a Mother from the field after trying to take out a kid from an opposite team - and then having to abandon the game because of her foul language and refusal to leave (Under 13's school game!)