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Date Posted: 05:34:39 02/21/03 Fri
Author: The Leprechaun
Subject: Evil humor courtesy of ME! (OT)

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same
stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His
Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make
it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of
my hand I can make every English person in the crowd
go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the
royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from
every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by
someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he,
considers what he could do.

"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know
that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make
every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of
your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One
little wave of your hand and all Irish people will
rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped the bitch.


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