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Date Posted: 20:23:21 12/03/02 Tue
Author: Dr. Darkling
Subject: Re: Holidays at Nottingham Academy
In reply to: pixifer 's message, "Holidays at Nottingham Academy" on 11:48:42 12/03/02 Tue

>MEMO
>
>TO: Headmistress Dragonlady and Faculty
>
>FROM: Disinformation Security Officer pixifer
>
>RE: Holidays
>
>Since our last meeting was cancelled due to the
>explosion in one of the labs, we have not yet
>discussed whether or not to celebrate any holidays
>this winter.
>
>In principle, I favor the suggestion made by Dr.
>Darkling that we celebrate all the traditional
>holidays at the wrong time of year to keep the
>students confused, I believe that mixing Easter with
>Halloween last year was a mistake. Some of the younger
>students enjoyed watching the Easter bunny being
>chased by a gigantic red Satan just a little too much.
>It is our responsibility to teach them that the
>holidays, like everything else at Nottingham Academy
>and in their future lives, is not about their
>enjoyment but the enjoyment of their superiors.
>Therefore, I suggest we have another set of war games,
>this time with a holiday theme. I would like to see
>the students trying to find each other in the maze
>during a blizzard, torture each other with homemade
>desserts in the dungeon, and see who can create clones
>the fastest to make up for their team's losses.
>
>As always, I will humbly bow to the wishes of the
>Headmistress.
>
>** This message is confidential correspondence of
>Nottingham Academy and must be destroyed within two
>minutes of receipt **

Note in reply to Memo:
Last year there was a slight error in the request of holidays to mix. Rather than have the Easter bunny be chased by a gigantic red SATAN, the original request was for a giant red SANTA. Due to the cryptology department error that occurred, we ended up with Easter bunny flambe served on a pitchfork. The responsible parties have since been eliminated (cough) permanently (cough) from staff and such errors should not occur in the future.

I favor the holiday themed war games for this year as well, but think perhaps the creation of clones in the final stage should be a "Santa's Workshop" decorated lab, replete with elf costumes. (Ok, ok, so I just want to see some of the student body in tights.)

Dr. Darkling

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