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Date Posted: 20:43:55 12/11/02 Wed
Author: Dragonlady
Subject: Important Message from the Headmistress of Nottingham Academy
In reply to: pixifer 's message, "Holidays at Nottingham Academy" on 11:48:42 12/03/02 Tue

Sheesh, you go on one little sabbatical with the chairman of the board of trustees to this little special island he owns and suddenly memos are filling your inbox....

In regards to everyone's holiday plans....

Yes Disinformation Officer Pix, I agree that the mixing of major holiday icons is one Nottingham Academy tradition that should be continued. In the spirit of inconclusion, I suggest that we open the festivities to include Satan versus the Easter Bunny AND Santa versus the Easter Bunny. Perhaps we could revive the tradition of torturing a leprechan by tying him to a dradle and spinning vigorously? Also, please note that the annual Reindeer Skeet Shoot will be on December 20th this year. (Those reindeer may really know how to fly but our students really know how to knock them out of the sky.)

As for Mr. Lepus. While sympathizing with his recent health troubles, I would remind him that all lawsuits against NA are handled by Dr. Nottingham personally - and he is NOT a lawyer.

After reviewing the recent applications, I am pleased to announce the following faculty and staff appointments.

Dr. Dianglos - Adjunct Professor of Computer Warfare
And as for that oh-so-classified information you just couldn't reveal on your resume. Did you think the hackers..er...information technologists from Vorschlag Industries couldn't obtain it? By the way, what an interesting place to put your Black Dragon tatoo. And the video where you make it look like its flying is too funny!

Ph0tog - Director of Major Gifts
With your flair for gifts and amazing ability to fake photos for blackmail purposes, NA should have its new indoor wargames arena in no time! (Note: I am appointing you to this position despite your VERY questionable references.)

Thelma aka amazon - Associate Professor of Fashion and Chemistry Lab Assistant
The sketches you provided of new NA uniforms were inspired! And I'm sure your pyromanical tendencies will find a good home here.

And please ladies - your interest in Woo clones has been noted but he will remain one-of-a-kind.

On behalf of Chairman Irons and myself, seasons greetings!

Headmistress Dragonlady

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