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Subject: 有屎有鐘


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Date Posted: 16:38:44 06/06/04 Sun

昨晚,坐最後一班捷運回淡水,
兩個小鬼黏在門邊一根柱子旁,卿卿我我。

「你愛不愛我?」粒子的問。
「愛愛愛,愛妳愛到兩根香腸兩瓶紅酒。」小康的回答。
「什麼意思嘛!」
「就是愛妳愛到長長久久(腸腸酒酒)。」
「那妳愛不愛我?」這次輪到小康的問。
「當然,我愛你愛到廁所裡面掛鬧鐘…」粒子頓了一下。
「什麼嘛,」小康裝出白痴樣。
「就是愛得有始有終(有屎有鐘)。」

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