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Date Posted: 01:53:35 06/17/08 Tue
Author: mia
Subject: Re: A Sitooterie
In reply to: BB 's message, "Re: A Sitooterie" on 00:51:41 06/17/08 Tue

You have an exciting life, BB! I wonder what kind of food they eat in the Ukraine? Russian - boeuf stroganoff type stuff? As long as it's not spicy you should be okay! Just drink the vodka! Ye dinna want a dose o' the skitters!

Like the outside lavy name!! Lol! I remember my long dead ex-mother-in-law telling me that when she was wee,she used to go with her friends to the local fish and chip shop which was run, as normal, by an Italian. Now, I always think the parliamo Italiano/Glesca lingo is funny. She said that they used to roll peas down the slope on his juke box. He would shout at them, 'Ye scootera peasa doon the gramaphoney, and whaur the hell's the profit eh?!

As a sales rep. I used to visit a few Italians. Actually, I put on about two stones in weight in that job because they kept giving me free fish and chips and pizzas! One bloke used to ask me to count his stock which was on a high shelf. He'd bring a ladder and say, 'Noo, coonta ma stock eh?' So I'd climb up the ladder, and he'd stand looking up my skirt. Once he stuck his hand up it, and I let out a yell, and told him to count his own damn stock. So, he got into a panic, and cried, 'Oh, noo,dinny ye tella ma wife eh? Ah promise ah winny dae it again. Naw?'
mia

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