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>My firm has a lucrative exclusive distributorship >available in the greater London area, long hours, hard >work and small profit. The former "THIS IS SPAM! Ltd.” > will be auctioned to the highest bidder on the >eleventh day of April 2008. There are no guarantees as >this business had been poorly managed by the previous >proprietor one Mr. Stefan Rodrigues who mysteriously >disappeared last month. > >The business consists of keeping a supply of SPAM >stocked at markets around the area; currently there >are 250,000 tins of the product in storage which will >be made available to the winning bidder for a small >storage fee. Also included in the purchase is a small >one room flat with one months back rent due, a 1958 >Morris Minor, a half jar of Marmalade, miscellaneous >clipboards, previously chewed gum and a medium size >chest freezer that has been welded shut. > >Contact my office for details. > >Sincerely, > >Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. >Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall >Attorneys at Law

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