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>Hi > >I`m afraid I can`t help with regard to getting the >Hadron Collidor up and running again but may I give a >brief explanation in layman`s terms of how the HC >actually works. Here goes.. > >HC is basically a dirty great big underground circle >thingy measuring some 27 kilometres around. > >Protons are shot in opposite directions at virtually >the speed of light until they collide creating an >amazing fireworks display the likes we have never seen >before thus in theory re-creating the moment known as >`The Big Bang` which occured many, many years ago. > >Well, that`s about it really. There`s a bit more to it >actually but I don`t want to bewilder you with >technical jargon, but to summarize it`s a big circle >thingy with stuff blasting round in different >directions until it meets in a huge orgasmic >explosion. It took a while to develop and it cost a >few quid too. Who knows what the real purpose is, and >maybe we`ll never know. Ends. > >Regards > >Winnie Blenkinsop

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