Subject:  "Today they saw Saint Leon!" |
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Leon Harrison
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Date Posted: 18:19:09 02/17/09 Tue
EKMBBC Captain Leon Harrison
EKM Buckeye Bureau
West Carrollton, Ohio
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
To The Editor and to Whom it may concern, if you want to learn:
"Today they saw Saint Leon!"
This morning, Chuck Hamm, Luther Magill, and I, Leon Harrison, drove from West Carrollton, Ohio to Liberty, Indiana, and back while riding inside Chuck's big white Cadillac car, to diversify our investments and plump up our portfolios with POWERBALL lottery tickets, buying them at two separate min-mart gas stations after enjoying lunch at the Liberty Restaurant. Unlike I, Chuck and Luther did not express any guilt or remorse while greedily and needlessly driving and poisoning, polluting and hurting Mother Earth, and otherwise wasting time and gasoline, if you know what I mean. However, we were also indirectly paying for the education of our communal village chhhiiillldddrrrennn. We also stopped just off the road in Saint Leon, Indiana, to pose for photos, like ya know. See them attached here. Saint Leon! A fine name for a historic picturesque little town that don't make me frown.
Not that it matters, but Sean Hannity and his callers chatter on my stereo, like ya know, but they haven't got me upset as yet. Should I likewise win tonight's $103 million Mega Millions lottery drawing, in addition to tomorrow's [Feb. 18] $105 million POWERBALL lottery, could, should or would I feel any or many regrets after hiring, buying, flying or renting personal or private aircraft, including corporate jets? Not to mention the inevitable unavoidable pesky publicity and personal problems and pains of fleeting non-journalistic literary fame? Do I also have to pay capital gains? I will not mind spending some of this money on Hazard and Hoosier honeys. Thereafter, where after, hereafter and henceforth, will I be able to avoid, find or decline, or wine and dine, many if any desperate house mommies to stimulate with the retail and service economy? NO! I will not willingly support those fourteen poor unfortunate artificially-conceived/in-vitro-fertilized village children in California or their selfish crazy idiotic mentally-ill “birthmother", since she is not that young or hot, or even smart enough to be with me in West Carrollton, Ohio, like ya know
Sincerely Yours,
Saint Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
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