Subject:  "I just need to get something published!" |
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Leon Harrison
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Date Posted: 18:51:28 02/17/09 Tue
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
To: The Editor
Subject: I just need to get something published
“I just need to get something published”
I just need to get something published so that I have some copies to autograph and send and share with my many fans, family members, friends, kin and junk mailers out there everywhere…including Fireman Fred and other coffee-counter consultants who escape from their spouses or spouseless houses. We discuss current events and history as we remember them. I will honestly admit that I am no longer in touch or upset that much, either by true [Democrat or Republican] believers, by talk-radio shows, or by bottom feeders; save for that irresponsible selfish stupid woman [NOT a mother] who has made 14 fatherless babies with the aid of mad-scientist doctors. This weirdo should be a feminazi and Hollyweirdo hero, making babies without a husband, and should be supported by her man-hating sisters, of course.
Despite talk-radio shows or the majority PC TV media, I am not an Obama enemy or fan, but I have my own stimulus plan: Today, two friends and I are going to drive and ride all the way to Liberty, Indiana, whereat we shall buy, uh…invest in this week’s $105 million POWERBALL lottery drawing; thereby investing in that local economy by buying three dinners and leaving our typical generous tips. We also invest in the Mega Millions [$103 million] lottery to help educate the village children of Ohio, like ya know. If I win, I can stimulate the economy and make new friends, especially pretty young female ones, for some fun. I might even have more time to write, although I am already retired and can no longer be fired, and have no real rational reasonable excuses not to be writing better letters to and for better editors. My cable company and I are ready for the “digital” TV switch.
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
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