Subject:  "Don't hate them! Relocate them!" |
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Leon Harrison
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Date Posted: 16:29:00 05/22/09 Fri
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Friday, May 22, 2009
To: The Editor
Subject: I know where terrorist detainees should be relocated
“Don’t hate them! Relocate them!”
Don’t hate them! Relocate them! Assimilate them! I have no objection to these Guantanamo Bay terrorist-suspect detainees being relocated and incarcerated inside the U.S.A., as long as they are not relocated and incarcerated near me in West Carrollton, Ohio, like ya know. However, being a caring compassionate considerate moderate tolerant open-minded nonjudgmental nice guy, who smiles instead of profiles, I know where said suspect detainees should be moved: Next to YOU! Okay, let us divide them for diversity, if not for PC perversity, and fairly share them with our fellow and female U.S. citizens in Alexandria, Beverley Hills, The Hamptons, Hyannis Port, Kennebunkport, Long Island, Malibu, Martha’s Vineyard, Newport, Vale and Yellow Springs. By doing so, we could and should also be adapting, adjusting, adopting and importing their alien cultures, diverse customs, and foreign traditions. After relocating these detainees onto that abandoned empty unused campus at Antioch College, we could and should teach them some nice nonviolent Yellow Springs things; while getting generous federal funding to do so…before we deport them someday. I mean, really, how much damage and death can nineteen mean men do to me and to you?
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
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