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EKMBBC Captain Leon Harrison, G.C.M.
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Date Posted: 22:07:50 09/13/08 Sat
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GENERAL CLAY,
EARLIER THIS DATE, I WENT TO BILL GOODMAN'S GUN & KNIFE SHOW, AT HARA ARENA, TO BROWSE AND TO BUY REENACTMENT SUPPLIES. THEREIN, I RESISTED BUYING A THIRD, CHEAP HAWKEN RIFLE. I WILL RETURN, TOMORROW MORNING, AND TRY TO BUY IT FOR ISSUE TO AND USE OF NEW LEATHERWOOD RECRUITS. LATER, I BOUGHT TWO THRIFT-STORE PURSES, UH...BLACK LEATHER USA SURPLUS CARTRIDGE BOXES FOR A COUPLE OF DOLLARS EACH. THESE TWO NEW ACCOUTREMENTS WILL GO WITH BLACK LEATHER BELTS AND US BELT BUCKLES. THUS, I SHALL TRY AND OUTFIT THREE NEW UNION TROOPS TO FIGHT WITH THE HARLAN COUNTY BATTALION FOR THE UNION, OCT. 24-26 2008, AT CORNETTSVILLE. DESPITE BITCHIN' HARDCORE STITCH COUNTERS AND FIRST-CLASS REENACTORS, THIRD-CLASS SOFTCORE REENACTORS AND RECRUITS SHALL SURPRISE AND DEFEAT CAUDILL CONFEDERATES AND RIFFRAFF REBELS THAT THEY MEET AT LEATHERWOOD CREEK. FRIENDLY-YOUNG-FEMALE INTERNS OR HEALTHY YOUNG NEW BUCKEYE RECRUITS ARE URGENTLY NEEDED TO DO HOUSE WORK AND SPOUSE WORK, INCLUDING MOWING LARGE AND LONG LANDSCAPED LAWNS SURROUNDING EAST KENTUCKY MAGAZINE BUCKEYE BUREAU/HARLAN COUNTY BN. RECRUITING CENTER. YOURS TRULY HAD TO WORK HARD AND MOW THE BACK YARD AFTER RETURNING FROM TODAY'S FUN SUPPLY RECONNOITERING RUN [AT 58.5 CENTS PER MILE WITH HIS LITTLE HHR EKM CORPORATE CAR]. TOMORROW [SUNDAY 9-14-08], I AND THE QUEEN MAMA WHO HAS TO VOTE FOR OBAMA SHALL ALSO GO TO ANOTHER THRIFT STORE, AFTER FINE DINING AT THE STAGECOACH RESTAURANT IN THE MIAMISBURG PLAZA, WHEREAT I SHALL TRY TO FIND ONE MORE BLACK LEATHER PURSE, UH...USA SURPLUS CARTRIDGE BOX. AT CAESAR'S CREEK, NEXT WEEKEND, YOURS TRULY HAD BETTER DRILL A LITTLE BIT; AS HE HAS DONE NONE FOR PRACTICE OR FUN, SO FAR THIS YEAR, I FEAR. SO, AGAIN, I SHALL TRY AND OUTFIT IF NOT SUPPLY THREE MORE NEW UNION RECRUITS. GENERAL CLAY, IN CLOSING, REGARDS AND BEST WISHES TO YOU AND YOUR STAFF [INCLUDING YOUR CO, LADY LUCILLE], AND LET RESTAURANTS DO YOUR DISHES.
RESPECTFULLY,
EKMBBC CAPTAIN LEON HARRISON, G.C.M.
P.S. AT REYNOLDSBURG TOMATO FESTIVAL, NEARBY RIFFRAFF
REBEL GUNNERS LAUGHED WHEN SGT. HARRISON TOLD PVT.
TAYLOR HUELSMAN THAT CIVIL WAR REENACTING WAS A FUN
HOBBY AND THAT IT WOULD ONLY COST HIM ABOUT COUPLE OF
HUNDRED DOLLARS...OR SO.
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