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Date Posted: 12:22:34 11/17/07 Sat
In reply to:
Leon Harrison
's message, ""I Really Miss Christmas [but dis' this too-long holiday season]"" on 12:19:25 11/17/07 Sat
>Leon Harrison
>West Carrollton, Ohio
>Saturday, November 17, 2007
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>To: The Editor
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>Subject: I really miss Christmas
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> “I Really Miss Christmas
> [but dis’ this too-long holiday season]”
>
>
>As always, retailers are worried that the American
>people either cannot or will not buy enough cheap
>Chinese stuff during this long ongoing “holiday
>season” that used to follow this fun Thanksgiving one
>that comes on Thursday. One local radio station will
>play Christmas, uh…holiday music until the new year of
>2008 begins. As early as this past summer, at least
>around here, we started seeing Christmas,
>uh…happy-holiday-season stuff displayed and on sale
>inside local stores where we are supposed to stop to
>shop and buy more, more and more! For some reason,
>these holiday trees do nothing for me.
> There are NO real pretty Christmas stamps for sale at
>the West Carrollton [Ohio] post office! I bought some
>Madonna [not the nutty old ‘70s slut]-and-infant
>stamps, and some of those boring inoffensive holiday
>stamps that feature reindeer, pine trees, snowmen and
>brown bears. I am going to print addresses on the
>envelopes of Mom’s and my Christmas cards before
>adding these stamps.
> I looked at the post-office wall and asked a clerk
>about that big blue stamp with the “squiggles” [Arabic
>writing] and “EID”, knowing that it was used to
>celebrate or commemorate Ramadan [a pagan Muslim
>holiday]. I asked him, “Shouldn’t that be ‘IED’?” Also
>displayed upon the wall was a big colorful Kwanzaa
>stamp, celebrating and commemorating commie Karenga’s
>1966 Afro-centric made-up holiday that we are supposed
>to respect instead of ignore, ridicule and reject.
> I look forward to my next Civil War reenactor
>reunion, an educational encampment and dance to be
>held at the Buckhorn Lake resort, in Kentucky, next
>April [18-20]; despite the American and Confederate
>flags and the Christian chaplains and prayers that
>will probably be there. Oh, by the way, I just dropped
>most of my generic inoffensive sensitive
>politically-correct happy-holiday-season’s-greetings
>cards into my kitchen trash container.
>
>
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>Leon Harrison
>West Carrollton, Ohio
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Please, Mr. Harrison, print it and snail-mail to the Miamisgburg-hag-rag Snooze!