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EKMBBC Captain Leon Harrison, G.C.M., Buckeye Bureau Chief
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Date Posted: 18:25:04 05/30/07 Wed
Leon Harrison
621 Upland Drive
West Carrollton, Ohio
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
To: The Editor
Subject: I support single mothers and others
“Look At This, Fireman Fred!”
This afternoon, I am not really angry or upset about much, at least today, since it is nice outside and my windows are open, to let in the seasonal summertime suburbanite sounds with the breeze that ruffles the green leaves on the trees, my [electric-powered] fans cooling and moving the interior air from out there. I would like to help the girls by saving the strippers and the world.
Now, do not bitch just because I switch between listening to cool jazz and Sean Hannity’s talk-radio show on my stereo. Of course, all devout diversity/perversity disciples (who support the Fairness Doctrine) could and should print my better letters to better editors. No, I care not for the pains of fleeting fame nor seeing my printed name. I just want to show Fireman Fred [one of your more infamous contributors who brags at the Moron City Awful House] that my shi, uh…stuff is good enough to print.
Okay, I also want to help humanity, if not Sean Hannity: A little while ago, I read this latest [May 30 – June 6] issue of the great Dayton City Paper, while doing some fine dining and research work at the coffee counter of Holly’s Home Cooking
[West Carrollton, Ohio]. I have to get my [57th, uh…47th] birthday present [given to me by Nephew Matthew] that I forgot and left behind in Acworth, Georgia, a couple of weeks ago: A big blue T-shirt with images of strippers/pole dancers imprinted upon it with the compassionate passionate caption: “I SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS!”
This T-shirt caption is true because in fact and in deed I do, as I have for years, even before I existed here. Therefore, I am at least a nicer white guy who buys and tries to support the local nightlife, in addition to bartenders, barmaids, single mothers and others who serve and perform for the public and dance romantic. I also write better letters for better editors. The same cannot be said of that cheap cruel greedy mean selfish stingy Fireman Fred. Have you seen East Kentucky Magazine?
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
http://ohsnap.daytondailynews.com/media/120887
http://ohsnap.daytondailynews.com/media/120910
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