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Subject: Captain Harrison turns into a Gore Whore!


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Date Posted: 22:58:21 07/07/07 Sat

Major,
It's not that it's too hot and that I might sweat with regret a lot, or a waste of gasoline, if you know what I mean. But, from what I've accidentally seen on my TV screen, from now on it is only Earth-and-animal-friendly clean green pollution-free reenactments for me! Mother Earth and the animals do not enjoy it when we make smoke and noise with the big girls and boys, glamorizing and glorifying war, unlike the Gore Whores, and making carbon footprints in the air there, over our roads and battlefields, the campfires and gun smoke created by those insensitive reenactor folks. Okay, if the temperature is below maybe eighty, I might attend and participate in the Evendale Reenactment, during the weekend of July 28-29. I mean, I've been sitting on my...uh...I mean, saving gas by not mowing my grass, caring for Mother Earth first. The Carpetbaggin' Carneys are no doubt back in Acworth, Georgia, tonight as I type, having created and aided and enabled environmental damage up there in the upper atmosphere, I fear.

Captain Harrison


----- Original Message -----
Sent: 7/6/2007 11:16:56 PM
Subject: Re: Carpetbaggin' Carneys poison Mother Earth, tomorrow!

Captain Harrison: Sir, I take it to understand that you are a fair-weather 'walk-on?' With Crabtree's men engaging combat in the land of the Hoosiers, you have chosen NOT to bake & sweat on behalf of the Union? Sir, I'm not sure if Gen. Sherman would invite you to stroll on his march to the sea. It's time to lock & load, bite the bullet & march with your comrades to victory. The Major


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