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Date Posted: 15:47:24 04/23/08 Wed
Author: jazbo
Subject: Funny sayings about shoes

Cinderella is proof that shoes can change your life.

It's a flip-flop kind of day.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.

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[> Re: Funny sayings about shoes -- Patty, 21:47:33 04/23/08 Wed [1]

Those are funny, Jazbo! I had to send them to a friend. Her mother-in-law collects shoe ornaments. I thought she might want to include them with an ornament sometime.
Thanks!
Patty

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[> Re: Funny sayings about shoes -- Bernadette, 06:48:33 04/26/08 Sat [1]

Not all funny but ....

Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads - at the extreme opposite end of our bodies. ~Levende Waters

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. ~Christopher Morley

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. ~Author Unknown

I don't know who invented the high heel, but all men owe him a lot. ~Marilyn Monroe

Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. ~Author Unknown

I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet. ~Ancient Persian Saying


Big shoes to fill

Does anyone know why co-respondent shoes, the black and white style brogues, are so called? What would shoes have to do with divorce settlements?
These shoes were seen as being typical of the sort of footwear likely to be worn by the kind of lounge-lizard who might persuade one's wife to spend the afternoon in an hotel with him! In other words, be a typical "co-respondent" sort of man.

Shoes…..
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.
The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old.
They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.
"Not very likely," his wife said.
"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket.
He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.
Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"
"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.

Bernadette

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