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Date Posted: 17:16:25 08/11/09 Tue
Author: Fay in Australia
Subject: O.T. The Computer Swallowed grandma

The computer's swallowed grandma
Yes' honestly' its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

Its devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see.
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.

by Valerie Waite who lives in Derbyshire, England, UK. It was originally published in the English National newspaper "The Daily Mail" on July 2, 2004.

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