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Date Posted: 15:30:10 12/27/06 Wed
Author: Jeff Ruland
Subject: I-O-N-A.....

I'm tired of everyone talking crap about me and my team. If all you idiots knew how shrewd I was you would really talk before you thought. I have a plan and ONLY I know what it is. If you think I really want my team to lose then you really don't understand the depth of my thinking. Sometimes I even don't understand what I am thinking but what I do know is that even the smartest of us get hungry.

I was talking to the guy I recruited a few years ago who works across the street in McDonalds now and he was saying that he chose Iona because of how deep I was. Even though he didn't get to play one game with us, he was a pleasure to deal with. He always showed up and was a real lunch pail type player. He reminded me of me before I was such a complex character.

If you all want to see a great game, watch us in Maryland- we're going to unveil a new offense and a our new look uniforms. Me and the assistants have been talking about this and think it will really make a big difference. We are going to employ the 1-1-1-1-1 offense. It is groundbreaking and will change the way the game is played. It focuses on letting each of the players just play alone and try to do the best they can to score.

Be afraid and to all those who have stood by me in my trying times - I want to let you know, the checks are in the mail.

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[> Re: I-O-N-A..... -- Iona Fan, 09:00:25 12/28/06 Thu

Funny? Uh, no.

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[> Re: I-O-N-A..... -- Jeff, 12:23:40 12/28/06 Thu

You're right... it really is a sad state of affairs, not funny at all.

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[> Re: I-O-N-A..... -- Sydney, 12:53:08 12/28/06 Thu

Try to score more than 60 and maybe you'll have a chance.

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