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Date Posted: 20:42:05 01/27/08 Sun
Author: RedRaider'97
Subject: Canisius To Change Name Out Of EmbarASSment

The word is that Canisius College is going to change its name to LOSEisius Institute For The Athletically Challenged. Why?

#1 they can't win in BASKETBALL

#2 they can't win in HOCKEY

#3 they can't win in BASEBALL

#4 they couldn't win in FOOTBALL-(dropped the sport)

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[> Because you need help with your jokes and your head -- That Guy, 22:06:57 01/28/08 Mon

Since you need some help with your joke-writing and insults, I provided a list (other readers, feel free to use on your rival institutions):

Q: Why do Colgate fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Colgate campus?
A: A visitor (or a figment of your imagination).

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Colgate library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator all night.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Colgate's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 books hadn't been colored in yet.

Q: What does the average Colgate student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: How do you get a Colgate graduate off of your porch?
A: Tip him, and pay him for the pizza.

Q: What do you call a Colgate athlete with a conference championship ring?
A: A thief

Two Colgate fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first Colgate fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second Colgate fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first Colgate fan asks, "Why not?" The second Colgate fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

Last but not least, this Colgate fan walks into a Colgate bar with his cat. The bartender says, "You can't bring your cat in here, it's a bar." Guy says back, "Just wait the cat does some awesome celebrations." So Colgate gets a three-pointer and the cat goes crazy. It does back flips up and down the bar and high fives all of the patrons. Then Colgate runs a play that ends in an alley-oop and the bar and the cat go crazy. The cat jumps up to the rafters and swings on them four times and then lands on the bar and chest bumps everyone in the place. The bartender says, "Wow, that's incredible, but what does the cat do when Colgate wins a big game?" The guy replies, "I don't know I've only had it for 10 years."

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[> Re: Canisius To Change Name Out Of EmbarASSment -- Dr. Drew, 00:21:40 01/29/08 Tue

Let's see, this guy supposedly graduated in '97 from Colgate, which presuming he was 22 (a big assumption) that makes him 32 or 33 and posting gems like Loseisius on a message board. Suffice it to say, he hasn't seen a woman's clitoris this decade other than his mother's when she bends over the put his Star Trek figurines under his bed.

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