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Date Posted: 18:09:08 01/01/07 Mon
Author: MAAC Watcher
Subject: Good News/Bad News Tidbets from around the MAAC

Not one to be outdone by someone as esteemed and respected as Tony the TURD, I think it's time that we published our inagural, beginning of the year, prognosis of what can be expected in 2007 for our low-major league.

A quick look.
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Fairfield

Good News - They can expect SRO crowds at the AHY.

Bad News - Games have been moved to the second floor, men's restroom.
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Niagara

Good News - Niagara Five go undefeated thru balance of year.

Bad News - Victims of these bar room attacks bring suit against the players.
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Canisius

Good News - Parrotta is voted most passionate by local scribes.

Bad News - Contact is with undercover Buffalo police women. Wife is informed and seeks immediate divorce and custody of children.
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Siena

Good News - Long-awaited, highly-acclaimed, seven foot center arrives on campus.

Bad News - Recruit, Ryan Rossiter grows to seven foot.
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Marist

Good News - Matt Brady remains as coach.

Bad News - Smits, Jordan, and now another 25 years until the next franchise player.
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Iona

Good News - The Moroccan Monster arrives next season.

Bad News - Jeff returns next season.
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Manhattan

Good News - The Jaspers will not lose any talented players this season.

Bad News - There are no talented players left to lose.
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St. Peter's

Good News - The Peacocks return all of their starters next year.

Bad News - The Peacocks return all of their starters next year.
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Rider

Good News - The Broncs break ground on their new, $25 million basketball complex this year.

Bad News - The information comes from Rider Raver.
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Loyola

Good News - Patsos signs an impact player for next season.

Bad News - The impact player is being billed as the next Fofana, Israel.

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[> Re: Good News/Bad News Tidbets from around the MAAC -- Iona Fan, 07:41:41 01/02/07 Tue

MAAC Watcher, pretty funny.

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[> [> Keep 'em coming, Maac Watcher -- Realist, 12:10:55 01/02/07 Tue

You can just feel how the delusional squirm when these hit home. The best, if they even attempt a response, is with some unintelligible, low-life babble.

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