Top 10 Shawn Ashe, er, I mean, Michael Jackson jokes -- Dracut After Dark

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Subject: Top 10 Shawn Ashe, er, I mean, Michael Jackson jokes

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Date Posted: 22:36 06/26/09 Fri

According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

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Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

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Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"??

A: Two 5 year olds.

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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

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Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

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Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

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Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand.

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Prince Michael Jackson, Jr., you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby.

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You are a very Sick puppy for writiing this (NT) someone with a heart 22:58 06/26/09 Fri

...but not half as sick as the pedophile most people are worshipping right now (NT) -- Truly BLEEPED up priorities, 08:09 06/27/09 Sat

I'm still laughing out loud!!!! Well done!! (NT) Mary 08:50 06/27/09 Sat

I can't believe so many people mourning over (NT) this child molester 14:25 06/27/09 Sat

Jackson joke pissed off granpa who cant spell crap 17:52 06/27/09 Sat

What did all the money in the world buy Michael Jackson in his final years? (NT) Eternal bondage (NOT a joke) 13:21 06/28/09 Sun

A doctor said M.Jackson died from tainted food ! Dr.Doa littl' 14:02 06/30/09 Tue

Did they bury him yet? If not are they going to take him on tour? Tiny Tim 11:47 07/08/09 Wed

LMAO Human 13:26 07/08/09 Wed

Long Island U.S. Rep refers to M.J. as "pervert", "pedophile", & "child molester" on You Tube Duplicate Dawg 07:34 07/09/09 Thu

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