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Date Posted: 16:08:54 06/16/14 Mon
Author: m2b
Author Host/IP: 206.212.164.12
Subject: More UK Coors Hate mail
In reply to: The Guardian's soccer staff 's message, "I think the Brits don't appreiciate Coors Light" on 15:56:31 06/16/14 Mon

"It's not possible to get smashed on Coors Light," roars Robin Rimmer. "You could have it pumped directly into your stomach at ten pints a second and you would still metabolise the teeny tiny amounts of alcohol faster than it enters your body. This would be the best way to drink it though, because the quick and painful death would be preferable to the taste of Coors Light."

"Back in college some 25 years ago, my roommates and I decided to have a "case day" where we each had to finish 24 beers in one day," says Agen Schmitz. "I chose Coors Light and I was the only one standing with the task completed at the end of the day."

"Drinking 10 pints of Coors-anything is dangerous -- it will result in water intoxication," says David Farrelly. "Now, 10 pints of Sierra Nevada and we're talking!"

"I knew I should have watched Corrie!" says Sean Moore. "Have Carla and Peter made up yet, can anyone confirm?"

"Not saying this game is boring but my friend Chappers has counted the flags in the pub on the Tottenham Court Road and discovered there are 6 extra flags - he now has half the pub trying to work which countries who aren't at the World Cup are being falsely represented," says Matt Jeary. "Most people are now arguing and googling like crazy."

"In answer to your question about how much Coors it takes to get smashed, the answer is that you would die from your gut exploding from water intake before you'd even feel a buzz coming on," says Mike Mason. "I have to agree with the previous comments though, most of us Americans, especially those who know anything about soccer or beer, don't call it FIFA or drink Coors Light. But I can see how our obnoxious media could lead a person to believe that."

"This has been a champagne tournament so far—but these teams are serving up flat Coors Light football," says Justin Kavanagh.

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