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Date Posted: 03:06:42 05/17/12 Thu
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Subject: Harmy Awards Presentation - The Funniest Scene

Jenks walks quickly into the stage spotlight. Ladies, your attention please. Araninda is backstage having a. . . .well, rather intense discussion with the gorilla. So she asked me to present the next Harmy Award.  Jenks looks at a notecard and begins: The next award is:   The Funniest Scene.  The nominations are: 1) Harm and Bud sharing a bed in Fathers Day; 2) Singers remark in Lifeline that Harm doesnt do a thing for her; 3) The I peeked twice scene in Vanished in which Harm was blindfolded by the UFO spotters; 4) Harm and the pregnant lady in Code Blue; 5) AJs comments about blowing something up and firepower as he and Harm order weapons in Going After Francesca; and 6) Mac confronting Harm, Bud and AJ in jail after Buds bachelor party in Wedding Bell Blues.  The winner is. . . . .

"Wait a minute! Cathy F. joins her onstage. Before we announce the winner, we have to poof in Harm.  We cant, Jenks replies. We dont know how to poof.  Cathy F. holds out a book. Yes, we do. Araninda gave me this book. Its titled Poofing in Three Easy Steps. Araninda says if we follow the instructions in this book, we will be able to poof Harm to our hearts content. She says this book is the poof, the whole poof and nothing but the poof. So help her Harm.

Jenks and Cathy open the book, huddle together and begin to read. This isnt too difficult, Cathy muses. Step 1. Find a comfortable, inviting spot, preferably a bedroom. Behind them in the shadows, unseen by Jenks and Cathy, Harm tosses in his bed, giving the audience a good look at his naked chest and biceps. But before the audience can react, he disappears in a poof.

Hmmm, we dont have a bedroom, so I guess our stage will have to do, Jenks says. Step 2. Close your eyes and concentrate. Take slow, deep breaths.  Both ladies close their eyes tightly. Unfortunately while their eyes are closed, they miss Harm quietly poofing in beside them and stripping off his shirt, exposing his naked chest and hairs. The audience begins to murmur excitedly. Jenks and Cathy open their eyes, but alas, there is nothing onstage except the two of them.  Step 3. Build your emotions and focus on your intent, Cathy reads. The ladies focus, so intently that they miss Harm striding across the stage behind them clothed only in his boxers. This time, the audience collectively gasps. Jenks and Cathy whirl around but again, there is nothing there. No poof of smoke, no Harm.

"This book does not work! Jenks cries in disgust. Cathy, throw it away and lets just announce the winner.   Cathy steps down from the stage to a recycling bin, tosses in the book and returns to the spotlight. The winner of The Funniest Scene is Harm and the pregnant lady in Code Blue. The person who nominated the winner is Vi and she gets Harm for an evening if she can figure out how to poof him to her.

Jenks and Cathy watch as the custodian picks up the recycling bin and starts out of the ballroom. Good riddance to the poofing book, they both think. But in the next instant, a stampede of boa-clad ladies chase after the custodian shouting, Stop, stop, bring back that book now! We demand the right to bare poof!

A puzzled Jenks and Cathy look at each other. Did we miss something important? Jenks asks.

Click here for clip of the winning scene

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[> Wow!! If only I could be this creative. I'll add that this winning scene is my favorite so congrats to you, Vi. -- jenks-adding that Cathy F. and I never need a poof book to see our man, LOL He was plastered on our lunch shirts., 06:40:21 05/17/12 Thu


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[> Congrats Vi, enjoy your night with Harm. Jenks and Cathy F. keep trying you might get 'poofing' eventually in the mean time we'll be watching! -- usmgrad, 07:40:09 05/17/12 Thu


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[> Have a great time with Harm, Vi! Araninda, you are so clever. I nearly die from laughing at the presentations. Keep it up, girl! LOL -- Lee, 12:52:40 05/17/12 Thu


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[> the poof - the whole poof and nothing but the poof - LOL - wonderfule lines- LOL= and out of curiosity did the Gorilla survive? LOL -- chris k, 19:32:08 05/17/12 Thu


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[> Another hilarious presentation! Congrats to Vi! -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 21:41:33 05/17/12 Thu


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[> Ladies, you absolutely must take this 'poofing' show on the road! Look forward to these presentations as much as I do for stories. You're great! Congrats Vi and enjoy your time with Harm. -- carramor, 23:08:47 05/17/12 Thu


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[> [> I said 'ladies', but think I didn't realize that its just Araninda doing the writing. OOPS! Oh yeah, about the gorilla......... -- carramor, 23:12:41 05/17/12 Thu


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[> LOL, another genius presentation - great job, Araninda! Congrats, Vi! -- Dee, 06:20:31 05/18/12 Fri


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[> ROFLMAO!! That sounds like us!! Thank you Araninda for your wonderful work!! You do a great job. Not so much Jenks and myself!! But we do wear our Harmy T shirts to lunch and watch for anything Harm or JAG related so how did we miss him. LOL! We must practice our poofing at the next Lunch!! -- Cathy F. waving to Jenks!, 11:05:52 05/18/12 Fri


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[> Omg-- I want that book --haha!Congratulations, Vi! Enjoy His Harmness -- fully! Araninda, you must be laughing hysterically writing this! -- mj, 13:26:11 05/18/12 Fri


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[> Funny stuff Araninda!!! Congratulations Vi! -- fananicfan, 16:33:28 05/18/12 Fri


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[> LOL! These are such a blast! -- jan, 20:28:44 05/18/12 Fri


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