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Date Posted: 02:38:29 06/12/12 Tue
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Subject: Harmy Awards Presentation - Favorite Recurring Female Character Other Than Mac

Sunset stands onstage fanning herself. Whew! That last category was intense. So many stripped down Harms! She fans herself again. Is it hot in here or what? Maybe she had better move on to the next presentation. And all the Harmy ladies need to put their clothes back on. Harm stripped down during the last presentation so they did too.

PeggyC hesitatingly trudges across the stage and taps Sunset on the shoulder. “Uh, Sunset, we have a slight. . .well, maybe not so slight, problem. You see, during the last award presentation, we accidentally. . .”    Poof! Harm appears onstage, bright blue from head to foot. He looks like a giant, though handsome, Smurf.   The audience gives a collective gasp. “Oh, my goodness, is he dead?” Sunset cries.   Instantly, screams of "I’ll save him” are heard throughout the ballroom. PeggyC holds up her hand for silence. “Ladies, he’s ok. I gave him intensive mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to be sure. He’s just . . . well, bright blue. I think we did something to him in that last presentation, or maybe all of our poofing has been too much for him.”

"All our poofing . . . or all of Araninda?” Sunset asks, rolling her eyes. “She really has been smashed with moonshine. She may have inadvertently caused a rift in the space poof continuum.”    “I'm not sure,” PeggyC replies. “I thoroughly - and I do mean thoroughly - checked Harm over. Believe me, everything he has works fine even though he’s blue. But he does seem to be a little disoriented. First he insisted that he was someone named Ripp Cockburn. Can you imagine our Harm having such a strange name? And now he says that Ripp has been cancelled, so he wants to replace some Army Colonel and marry a nurse named Denise.”

”What are we going to do?” Sunset ponders. “Hmmm, maybe we should call the Texas Tarts. After all, they brought manette’s Harmie mannequin to life several years ago and took him all the way through airport security to a JAG convention in LA.”    As Sunset considers what to do, suddenly out of the corner of her eye she sees five ladies converging on the stage. “Hey, get back to your seats. No touching the blue Smurf. . .er, Harm,” she calls out in her best command voice.    “Well, I don’t want to touch him. He doesn’t do a thing for me,” a mysterious voice replies. Sunset can’t imagine anyone not wanting to touch Harm even if he is blue. Then she recognizes the voice. It’s Loren Singer, the first nominee in this category, surprisingly lifelike for someone who is dead.

"I sure want to touch him, even if he is blue. He’s quite a hunk. I kissed him at my wedding,” chimes in Harriet Sims, the second nominee. “But unfortunately I kissed him after I married Bud. If I had only known. . .”    The third nominee preens in front of the others. “Hah, I am really the one who can save Harm. After all, I already have done so once. He was half dead and I jumped his bones in sick bay and brought him back to life,” brags Elizabeth “Skates” Hawks.

"Now, wait a minute. I know exactly how to save Harm,” declares Kate Pike, the fourth nominee. “Just give me a wall and put him up against it.”    The final nominee, Teresa Coulter, pushes her way into the foreground. “Ladies, stand aside for a trained medical person. Let me take him to my examining room. I will analyze him and tell you exactly what’s wrong."

A loud argument then erupts among the five females over everyone’s relationship with Harm and how to save him from his blueness. Sunset turns to PeggyC. “I’ll announce the award and you poof all these characters back into the JAG universe.”    “What shall we do about Harm?” PeggyC asks.    “Find Araninda and the gorilla,” Sunset suggests. “One or both of them is behind this mess and this thread.”    Sunset then turns to the audience. “Ladies, if you have any suggestions how to save Harm from our blueness, please let us know. In the meantime, the winner of this category, Favorite Recurring Female Character Other Than Mac, is Harriet Sims. The person who nominated the winner is fananicfan. Enjoy your time with Harm, fananicfan, but be careful about poofing him!

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[> Click here for a dramatic scene between Harriet and Harm after the loss of her baby -- ....., 02:41:57 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Yay, fananicfan! What are you going to do with a blue Harm? Never mind. I'm sure that you can cheer him up so that he isn't blue anymore. LOL -- Lee - Araninda, you have one very creative imagination. If you've never written a fanfic, you should!, 11:06:08 06/12/12 Tue


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[> [> Oh, I'm so glad I got home last night after a few days away, so that I can enjoy my time with Harm today. Boy, do I have plans for him ... he's going to help me relieve my travel stress. -- fananicfan, who's glad she went, but is glad she's home., 12:32:06 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Congratulations fananicfan! Have a great time with Blue Harm! I'm sure you can cheer him up! -- Cathy F., 11:26:59 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Checking out Blue Harm was fun but despite powerful poofing - no Arinanda OR the gorilla! -- PeggyC, 13:33:47 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Congratulations fananicfan !!!:))) -- Laurence, 14:18:13 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Congrats, fananicfan -- enjoy Harm. Think if you wrap your neck around his, the blue will wear off and you'll have a built in boa? If not, do something to get that blue poof stuff off our favorite stud, er, I mean man, sailor, hunk, etc. -- carramor, 16:09:29 06/12/12 Tue


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[> Congrats fananicfan! Whatever you do, don't let Harm sing the blues---he might get worse! -- JJ Ronda--wonder what Smurfette would say if she saw him..., 20:53:49 06/12/12 Tue


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[> This was just so clever and fun to read! Congrats fananicfan! You deserve some 'downtime' with Harm after all you've been through with him! -- mj, 03:42:02 06/13/12 Wed


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[> Congrats Fananicfan, Harm is just what you need to help you relax. I'm sure after time with you all his blue will disappear. -- usmgrad,, 07:34:58 06/13/12 Wed


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[> Someone keeps trying to poof Harm out of my room here at the Manly Arms...something about my time is up, but I'm keeping him safe...tied up, in of course, sailor knots. -- fananicfan, 12:27:45 06/13/12 Wed


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[> Fab fun! LOL! -- jan, 22:34:50 06/13/12 Wed


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