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Date Posted: 22:05:13 06/07/12 Thu
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Harmy Awards Presentation - Best Stripped Down Harm

A uniformed MP marches onto the ballroom stage and halts in front of MJ. “Excuse me, ma’am, we have a situation. A woman has broken through the security perimeter without the proper credentials. She has no stilettos, a wilted boa and she’s wearing an olive drab T-shirt that says U.S. Army.”    As he is speaking, two more MPs escort a staggering Araninda onto the stage. Her hair is frizzled, glasses askew and yes, she’s wearing an Army shirt.    MJ frowns at her. “Where have you been and what are you wearing? You know Army provokes a bad reaction for us Navy ladies.”   Araninda lurches and grabs MJ to stay upright. “During Memorial Day in DC, I lost my stilettos chasing military veterans and my boa was eaten away by the political hot air.” She continues in a slur of words. “Then I took a wrong turn through Virginia and ended up at Fort Myer where a handsome soldier gave me the shirt off his back as well as other things. But I only have lust for Harm. So here I am.”

“And you are also smashed,” MJ observes. Araninda giggles. “The gorilla outside the door gave me some swigs from his moonshine jug – purely for medicinal purposes, you understand.” She hiccups loudly and looks around, trying to focus her glassy eyes. “What’s with the security?”   “It’s for this category,” MJ explains. “We have to protect Harm’s assets.”    “This category? You mean, I made it back in time for the Best Stripped Down Harm! Yipppeeeeeee!” Araninda loudly belts out the bump and grind music of “The Stripper”. The audience picks up on the excitement, catcalling and yelling “take it off, Harm, take it all off.” Buckets of drool wash over the stage and blue feathers litter the air.

MJ tries to restore order. “Ladies, control yourselves!” She points at Araninda and turns to the MPs. “Get her out of here.”    “You can’t do this to me," Araninda wails. "This is my favorite – hiccup – category.”   “You can return when this presentation is over and you have sobered up,” MJ says.    “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your blue boa too,” Araninda giddily warns as she is dragged off.    “That moonshine must be 100% alcohol,” MJ muses. “Good thing I’m just drunk on Harm. Now to clean up this mess.” She waves her arms and poof, the stage is clean. Naturally no Harmy lady has time for domestic cleaning chores. Harmy ladies are too busy with Harm, so they simply poof their dirt and grime away.

MJ looks at her notecard. “The first nomination is: Shirtless Harm in the backyard training scene in Force Recon.” Harm materializes, ready to do pushups. But instead of the drill instructor, Araninda appears, shouting “give me twenty”, then mounting Harm’s back and riding him like a bucking bronco. “Araninda, get out of that scene!” MJ calls. Araninda smirks, but obligingly waves her arms and disappears.

“The second nomination is: Shirtless Harm in his hotel room in Scimitar.” With a big poof, Harm stands beside a bathroom shower. The audience begins to take off their clothes to join him. But MJ holds up her hand to stop them. “Ladies, sorry, no time for that now. We have to move on with the presentation.” She turns back to the scene to see Araninda staring intently as Harm folds his arms across his powerful chest. “Araninda!” MJ shouts and waves her arms in a gigantic poof. Araninda disappears, but Harm remains, this time clad only in his boxers. “Yum! This is the third nomination – Harm in boxers in Webb of Lies.” MJ cautiously looks around the stage for Araninda. Nothing. But then she spies her, waiting in the wings, now dressed in a gray Navy shirt and wrapped in a blanket. “Oh, no you don’t!” She starts toward Araninda, who laughingly disappears in a poof fog of alcohol fumes.

“This time, I’m going to be in the scene!” MJ vows. “Our final nomination is: Shirtless Harm in Someone to Watch Over Annie.” Poof! Harm appears, sauntering up behind Annie … no wait, it is MJ, wearing Harm’s robe. “This is bliss!” she moans. Two large arms slip around her and she feels someone nuzzling her neck. Suddenly she starts shrieking, escapes the grasp and runs offstage, leaving not Harm but the gorilla in the scene spreading his muscles to show that he has a powerful chest too. “Hey, MJ, is that the gorilla of your dreams?” Araninda laughingly calls out as she staggers onstage to announce the winner, which is Harm in boxers in Webb of Lies. The person who nominated the winner is Dani R and she gets Harm in boxers for an evening. Stay tuned, more Harmy Awards next week and maybe a sober Araninda.

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Click here for clip of the winning scene and check out usmgrad’s photo from this scene in the thread below. -- ....., 22:09:59 06/07/12 Thu

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[> You're a lucky girl, Dani R. You get a whole evening with Harm ... in his boxers! Have fun! -- Lee, 00:03:52 06/08/12 Fri

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[> LOL, nice to see Araninda making a reappearance and having a fantastic time! These presentations are amazing! Congrats Dani R! -- Dee, 07:04:19 06/08/12 Fri

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[> DAAMMNN!!! -- Theresa, 08:18:14 06/08/12 Fri

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[> Aaaagh -- I hate that gorilla -- lol! Congrats to Dani R and enjoy Harm with ,or without ;), his boxers! Araninda needs to be stopped! lol! -- mj, 10:04:35 06/08/12 Fri

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[> Congratulations Dani R ! :) -- Laurence, 12:57:05 06/08/12 Fri

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[> Congrats to Dani R. Have a wonderful time with Harm. In his Manly Arms!! -- Cathy F., 14:06:40 06/08/12 Fri

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[> LOL Congrats! Enjoy Harm in (or out of) boxers! -- JJ Ronda, 11:00:43 06/09/12 Sat

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[> Thank you all. Thank you Harm. It was a wonderful evening LOL :) -- Dani R, 22:08:47 06/09/12 Sat

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