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Subject: Re: Sneaking an enema when no one was home and getting caught


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John
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Date Posted: 19:47:40 08/10/08 Sun
In reply to: Dan 's message, "Sneaking an enema when no one was home and getting caught" on 01:28:47 08/06/08 Wed

I didn't get caught by mom and dad but I found out my younger brother was also sneaking enemas like me. When we were little we got enemas with a red bulb syringe. About the time I got interested in doing them myself, mom moved a bunch of baby stuff that was no longer used to a spare bedroom upstairs. The bulb syringe ended up in the bottom drawer of the dresser in the spare room. When mom and dad were gone I would get the bulb and have a little fun.

One day I went into the spare room to get the bulb and it was gone! I was afraid mom figured out what I was doing and moved it, or worse yet, threw it out. A few days later I was looking for a particular shirt or something I couldn't find and went through by brother's dresser to see if mom accidently put it in the wrong place. I noticed a peculiar lump under the clothes in one of the drawers and there was the bulb syringe! And it was still wet!

I didn't say anything to my brother and the next time I looked the bulb was back where it should be. But I did notice from time to time it had been used when I went to get it.

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Just Wondering
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Date Posted: 20:06:10 08/10/08 Sun

Many of us admit to sneaking an enema with the family syringe as we were growing up. How many of you know if your kids did, or are now doing the same?

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Kate
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Date Posted: 21:25:02 08/11/08 Mon

I know that when they were teenagers at home, at least one of them was using the combination bag fairly regularly before I got home from work. When I got the bag out to use it for myself I noticed the bag was wet but I hadn’t used it myself for several weeks. I didn’t think much of it the first time but a couple of weeks later I noticed it was wet again. After that I started to check it every few days and noticed it was most often wet when I got home from work on Tuesday. At that time, one of the kids didn’t have class Tuesday afternoons and was usually home alone for a couple of hours.
I never made an issue of it because I did the same at that age. And really, what is wrong with an enema?

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No Stranger
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Date Posted: 02:02:04 08/14/08 Thu

I would like to take enemas when nobody was home. In the summer time, I would go up to the little veranda upstairs off my bedroom and take an enema while looking downhill at the neighbors houses about 200 yards in the distance. There were many trees around, and I didn't think they could see me when I was naked, standing up and shitting out the aftermath over the edge of the flat roof,or into a porta-potty.I liked laying down on some towels taking the enemas in the warm sun.

One time after I had worked out in the hot sun mowing the neighbor's lawn, I decided to take an ourdoors enema up on the veranda of my house. I was walking out the upstairs door onto the veranda in my underpants and hanging up the enema bag, when the nice neighbor lady was looking up with some lemonade in her hand asking me if I wanted a kool drink. What could I say. I was embarrassed, but casually said yes, where upon she said "I'll bring it up." What could I do. In 30 seconds she was on the veranda, looking at me in only my underpants, the full enema bag, towels, vaseline, porta-potty and toilet paper. She said, "I thought you needed something cold to drink after cutting my grass." I said that was nice of her, thankyou.
She then said "maybe a nice little cooling enema is really what you need right now, is your mom home to help you with the enema" I said no, she wasn't but I thought I could probably do it OK by myself. She said that since I helped her by cutting her grass, it was only fair to return the favor and help me with my enema. I told her again that I could to it, and she said nonsense, you know I give enemas to Kyle, who was her little boy, and I insist on helping you with your enema.

So, what the hell, I knew that there was no way out of it now, and sheepishly said, "Well Ok if you really want to, but I am a little embarrassed about it".
"Well, don't be" she said, and told me to take off my underpants and lay down on the towels. So, I took off my underpants, exposing all of my 11 1/2 year old privates, and did as she directed. When I thought about it, I was starting to get a little excited about having her give me an enema, and it began to show. She just told me to not be embarrassed, as her little boy, who was 9 also got erections when she gave him enemas. What else could I do but lay back and enjoy a "nice little cooling enema." Half way through I had to get up and sit on the porta-potty and expelled a little of it. Back down for the second helping, still with my semi-erection. After taking the rest of the enema, she took out the nozzle and told me to just lie there and relax while she rubbed my tummy. This was really better than I expected, and enjoyed lying out in the warm sunshine having quite a different enema experience with my neighbor.

As I was liking it, I asked her to please not tell my mom about it, to which she said "Why of course not, this will be our little secret, and I hope you enjoyed me giving you your enema as much as I did". I told her that I did, and thanked her. She replied "Well I would like to give you enemas anytime you feel like it, and don't be afraid to come over anytime you feel a need for a little enema, and I'll be glad to give one to you." With that I got up off the towels and expelled a little more of the enema. My neighbor was quick to point out that she thought I didn't get a good enough clean out and suggested that perhaps I should have another enema. What could I say, and told her that maybe she was right. She was quick to go downstairs and fill up the enema bag again and proceeded to give me the second enema. Wow, what a day, and the second one really finished the job. She said that a second enema is always better and makes it a complete job.
I proceeded to clean up the evidence and thanked her again, and she gave me a motherly hug and said, "Think nothing of it, anytime". I did take her up on her offer again a few more times that summer and continued to do so until I got through high school. Getting caught really paid off for me!

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Jenny
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Date Posted: 06:43:15 08/14/08 Thu

If our kids are sneaking enemas or other things its because they learned it from us. They are a lot more perceptive than we give them credit for.
Consider this scenario. Your family is sitting around the TV and you announce you are going to your room for an enema and to masturbate, and not to bother you for an hour. Not likely. Instead you wait until 10pm when they are in bed and hope they aren't laying awake in their bed wondering, "Why is mom running the water?" "What is that buzzing sound?"
I am not necessarily advocating everything should be out in public. Some things should be private, but don't be surprised when your kids turn out just like you. They had good teachers.

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