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Subject: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Richard
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Date Posted: 13:45:01 06/23/09 Tue

If you could give an enema to any TV or movie star, male or female, young or old, past or present, which star would it be. Also, why would you want to give this particular TV or movie star an enema? Is there any special position or equipment you would use in giving the enema? I have my favorite TV star but I am going to keep you in suspense for now. Hint: "American Idol"

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Dave
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Date Posted: 14:56:30 06/23/09 Tue

Without a doubt.... Barbara Eden With an old red open top with a red hose and black nozzle. Fulla Ivory soap! And at her age, I'll bet she's had just that in the past. I would give a bazillion dollars to be a fly on the wall for that!!

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
What?
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Date Posted: 17:57:57 06/23/09 Tue

Barbara Eden! she is as old as my great grandmother!WTF

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
An Old Fart
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Date Posted: 21:09:13 06/23/09 Tue

Yes Barbara Eden is pretty old these days but in the days of "I Dream of Jeanne" she was hot! The best rack and the most skin you could see on tv in those days.
Speaking of nice racks on tv, how about Linda Carter as Wonder Woman? Another oldie but goodie.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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chrisj987
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Date Posted: 18:57:20 07/15/09 Wed

Kim Kardasian has an ass made for an enema (female).
Barney Frank, hot lead would be just the thing for the little pervert.(Male "sort of")

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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chrisj
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Date Posted: 19:15:26 07/15/09 Wed

Serious about Kim. Just joking about Barney. He's good for a few laughs on the Fox channel.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Capybyra
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Date Posted: 04:09:25 07/23/09 Thu

If I had only one choice? Goldie Hawn...

If I had several? Rachel Maddow, Elizabeth
Perkins...

If you expand th elist to include singers?

Sarah McLachlan and Beth Orton...

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Steve
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Date Posted: 20:53:23 06/23/09 Tue

Paris Hilton! Cause her and Nicole Ritchie gave all those campers enemas.. I want Paris to know what it feels like to get ALOT of enemas from me!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Runner
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Date Posted: 00:06:38 06/24/09 Wed

Barbara Eden looks great, no matter what the age!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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pappy
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Date Posted: 15:38:35 06/25/09 Thu

The wife on "still standing' with her redheaded daughter next,

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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pappy
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Date Posted: 15:42:04 06/25/09 Thu

The wife on "still standing' with her redheaded daughter next,Mom and daughter have great asses

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Runner
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Date Posted: 01:46:07 06/26/09 Fri

Still Standing ... That would be Jami Gertz

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Clive
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Date Posted: 03:31:18 07/03/09 Fri

"Paris Hilton! Cause her and Nicole Ritchie gave all those campers enemas.. I want Paris to know what it feels like to get ALOT of enemas from me!"

I didn't hear about this. What happened?

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Taylor Ball
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Date Posted: 15:17:04 07/03/09 Fri

Charlie, you can give me an enema anytime you want. Give me a call and I will meet you in Hollywood.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Original Jeff
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Date Posted: 10:44:16 07/04/09 Sat

Paris, Nicole, and enemas:

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN4A42993320070411

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Charlie
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Date Posted: 13:48:46 07/03/09 Fri

Somebody mentioned the Wife and daughter on Still Standing...one of my dream celeb enemas would be for the boy on still standing. Brian...played by Taylor Ball...HE is HOT and has a nice ass too :)

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Tony
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Date Posted: 16:08:55 07/03/09 Fri

Taylor Ball can get in the Sims position for me anytime. He is cute, and looks like he is running a temperature, and might need a high enema to bring his fever down.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Charlie
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Date Posted: 11:15:35 07/04/09 Sat

Taylor Ball could poop while lying doggy style and I'd fuck him before he wiped!!!!!!!!!!

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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To Charlie
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Date Posted: 14:21:34 07/04/09 Sat

Thank you "Charlie" for sharing the above information with all of us. Perhaps, next time, you could find another forum to utilize your outstanding literary skills.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Cowboy Fan
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Date Posted: 07:04:24 07/05/09 Sun

Carrie Undewood...yah hoo!!

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Justme
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Date Posted: 10:02:28 07/05/09 Sun

How about Kelly Rippa?

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Mycroft
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Date Posted: 18:10:09 08/03/09 Mon

Kelly, yes, definately!!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Jim
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Date Posted: 11:14:49 07/05/09 Sun

Courtney Thorne-Smith...Cheryl, on According to Jim. She always wears tops that show her nipples. A good warm enema might get them to pop out even further!

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Charlie
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Date Posted: 13:42:24 07/05/09 Sun

JoAnna Garcia, the 20-something who plays Reba McIntyre's daughter on Reba would be my first choice. She is HOT HOT HOT and her butt is so very HOT HOT HOT! I agree that Courtney Thorne-Smith would be a great choice too. Maybe doing both in one session would be unbelievable! And believe me, I'd let either one of them give me one too.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Other Charlie
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Date Posted: 21:31:32 07/07/09 Tue

Forget Joanna Garcia. I'd love to give Steven Howey who played Van an enema...two quarts of hot soapy water then just seeing him shit it all out :) His ass is HOT and giving him an enema would get me SO TURNED ON@@

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
dgod
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Date Posted: 14:57:57 07/05/09 Sun

Nellie Olsen from little house. She needed one for an attitude adjustment. I think it would also be fun to get one from her

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Bruce
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Date Posted: 16:37:22 07/05/09 Sun

Our Commander in Chief, has a very nice backside, that is just begging for an insertion. He wears one pair of pants that just scream "Do it." Besides that, he is kinda cute.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Janet
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Date Posted: 00:55:17 07/06/09 Mon

About 20-30 years ago, when our "Commander in Chief" was in college, he was really cute, and all the girls went wild over him. He still is a good looking man, but back then, he was everyones adonis.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Elizabeth R.
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Date Posted: 18:46:08 07/06/09 Mon

Of course it would my sweetheart Regis Philbin...I would be in heaven!!!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
A nany mouse
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Date Posted: 16:45:27 07/07/09 Tue

Michael Cera, who admits in his last movie that he may actual reach physical maturity some day. (He's actually 21; in Year One he looks about fifteen.)

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
pappy (bend over)
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Date Posted: 06:28:21 07/12/09 Sun

Catherine bell from J.A.G.,Joanie from happy days,all the female a.d.a.'s on law and order.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Question Man
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Date Posted: 15:41:48 07/12/09 Sun

Does Obama turn anyone on who wants to give a "Head of State" an enema? He's is hot!!!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 10:22:10 07/13/09 Mon

Give Obama an enema and there would be nothing left. Oh, and how is all that "hope and change" working out for you?

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Working Taxpayer
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Date Posted: 14:48:19 07/13/09 Mon

I have given up hope since everything has changed from bad to worse. Maybe it won't be so bad once we are all calling each other comrade. R.I.P. USA 1776 - 2009

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Obama
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Date Posted: 18:02:35 07/13/09 Mon

OBAMA = One Big Ass Mistake America

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
6th Month Check
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Date Posted: 20:08:11 07/13/09 Mon

All of you critize Obama, for not making everything perfect, in just 6 months. It took our beloved George Bush 8 years to create the mess that Obama inherited. I have an idea all of you will be eating your words in another 6-12 months. Unless YOU could have fixed everything, in the past six months, I would withhold your criticisms. If you think it is so easy, why don't you run for President in 2012?

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 22:49:38 07/13/09 Mon

Hey, 6th Month Dumb Ass, I'm no GWB fan, but it was Obama's cronies, specifically Democrats Chris Dodd and Barney Fagg who got us into the economic mess. If you knew anything at all, you'd know this. Want more proof? Don't you think that if it were GWB's fault that the Democrats would be tripping all over themselves demanding an investigation? But there isn't any, is there?

Obama is a disaster! He has already, yes in 6 months, spent more that all the previous presidents from G Washington to G Bush COMBINED. Your kids and mine are going to have to pay for this disastrous presidency. "Hope and change" has become "gloom and doom." And it keeps getting worse and worse every day as Obama's poll numbers are starting to dive. I guess you are just too blind to see this, though.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Sandy D
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Date Posted: 23:59:20 07/13/09 Mon

And just what has any of this to do with taking of enemas? Sandy D

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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To Sandy D
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Date Posted: 00:44:10 07/14/09 Tue

Give it a break Sandy D. Over the years, on this forum, it has not hurt, to throw in some current affair/political messages. This happens on all forums and, since variety is the spice of life, sometimes our forum enjoys a nice break. Sandy, we have 14 threads from which you can respond to, so take a break, have a cocktail and just enjoy life and this forum. Don't worry about a "non-enema" message, just scroll down. If I wanted to be mean, I would suggest that you start your own enema forum, but I won't suggest that. Just push the "back" button and get on with your life.

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[> [> Subject: Re: to Joe


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Working Taxpayer
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Date Posted: 16:05:31 07/14/09 Tue

No sense even mentioning how Obama has appointed almost 3 dozen "czars" as the media calls them who have to answer to nobody but him as they go along merrily ignoring and side stepping the Constitution and any legally binding contracts that don't suit his plans or theirs. It might even be comical if wasn't happening right here in this country.

It's no longer "God Bless America" it is now " God Help America"

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Republican Check
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Date Posted: 16:41:03 07/14/09 Tue

How come it is only the party, which lost the election last November, the Republicians, who are venting their loss and unhappiness in most of the above messages. They have to remember that, it was a Republician President, that put us in this mess to begin with. The truth hurts, but don't take your hurt/hate out, on a majority of Americans, who want our country to succeed, which it will.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: to Joe


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Sprogger
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Date Posted: 20:30:16 07/14/09 Tue

Bush had a lot of help from his Democratic-controlled Congress.

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Mycroft
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Date Posted: 18:15:18 08/03/09 Mon

Wrong, Sproger. The damage was done long before GWB faced a Democrat Congress.

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[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: to Joe


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Mycroft
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Date Posted: 18:19:42 08/03/09 Mon

Wrong, Sprogger. The damage was done long before GWB faced a Democrat Congress.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: to Joe


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Joe
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Date Posted: 23:13:05 07/14/09 Tue

Do you actually listen to facts, or do you just sit around drinking the Kool Aid? This isn't a Democrat vs Republican issue. Its a matter better the American people and a tyrannical government made up of both Democrats and Republicans. America had better wake up or we will all lose this country to a bunch of power hungry autocrats of both parties.

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Working Taxpayer
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Date Posted: 23:59:10 07/14/09 Tue

Just to set the record straight I am an Independent and not one of the sheep who is led by either the Democrat or Republican mob. As long as voters keep reelecting the same old clowns term after term things will never change no matter what party they are aligned with. They are all full of crap and corrupt as hell.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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chrisj
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Date Posted: 18:50:18 07/15/09 Wed

Well said. With Obama's socialized medicine you will have to wait 40 weeks for an enema and 6 months for a douche!

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[> Subject: To Working Taxpayer


Author:
Joe
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Date Posted: 09:35:16 07/15/09 Wed

Working TP, my post wasn't to you. It was directed to Republican Check, whom I have serious doubts if he has ever had an original thought in his life.

I agree with everything you have said, especially the part about us reelecting the same old crooks time and time again, e.g. Ted Kennedy, Olympia Snow, Susan Collins, Dick Durbin, Robert Byrd, John McCain, Harry Reed and on and on the list goes. Viva term limits!

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Working Taxpayer
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Date Posted: 14:49:25 07/15/09 Wed

Yes I knew that Joe. My response was directed toward their standard rhetoric that everyone who dares to point out the obvious is just pissed off that their candidate didn't get elected. I'm sure all this will pass when we are all calling each other comrade on the way to the bread line.

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Negative Check
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Date Posted: 15:22:39 07/15/09 Wed

Most of the above messages could be put under the heading: "The Power of Negative Thinking." That bias attitude, does nothing to help solves some difficult problems, the country faces.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: To Negative Check


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Joe
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Date Posted: 16:15:45 07/15/09 Wed

How does everyone agreeing on a terrible piece of legislation, one that gives more power to the federal government, while taking away our freedoms and taxing us more "help solve some difficult problems the country faces?"

The Constitution gives us the right to question our government "leaders" over policies with which we disagree. Do you want totalitarian government, instead?

So, how about offering a comment with some substance, if you are capable of doing that, which I seriously doubt.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Jeurgen
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Date Posted: 20:49:43 07/15/09 Wed

Wilford Brimley. I like the old grumpy guy. He's just the sort that needs a good cleaning out, and would return the favor with a gentle grandfatherly soapsuds filled bag.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Methinks
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Date Posted: 01:02:39 07/16/09 Thu

Methinks that Joe needs a huge cleansing enema of the brain. Just a thought, no offense. No need for a nasty/rude reply.

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Joe
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Date Posted: 20:31:24 07/16/09 Thu

If ignorance is bliss, "Methinks" must be an extremely happy person. Oh, and what is your middle name? "Doesn't"?

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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pat
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Date Posted: 14:20:13 07/16/09 Thu

I see Joe the plumber is back.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Tony
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Date Posted: 17:56:18 07/16/09 Thu

I'd love to give one to Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama, Tohper Grace and Peter Sarsgaard! And after all is said and done, turn about would definitely be fair play!!!

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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To Tony from Zac
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Date Posted: 19:02:50 07/16/09 Thu

To Tony....I can help you give Ashton Kutcher an enema, by holding up the bag, if you want me too. He is so hot...and has a nice butt...just to see an enema tube coming out of his........Let me know ASAP, Zac Efron

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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To Zac from Tony
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Date Posted: 07:10:25 07/17/09 Fri

All we need is for Mr. Kutcher to supply that hot butt of his - and let the fun begin!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Rich
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Date Posted: 18:53:43 07/16/09 Thu

Emma Watson, nuff said

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Who?
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Date Posted: 19:43:43 07/16/09 Thu

Who is Emma Watson?

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Rich
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Date Posted: 23:18:26 07/16/09 Thu

http://www.emmawatsonofficial.com/

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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The Frank One
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Date Posted: 10:55:50 07/17/09 Fri

I'd love to give Kelly O'Donnell, the lucious redhead reporter on MSNBC a slow sensual warm enema. I'd like her to take it while on her back so that I could keep my eyes on her wonderful red bush as the water flowed into her beautiful butt.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Kenneth
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Date Posted: 11:36:23 07/17/09 Fri

There is no doubt...Gerry Ryan-7of9 on the startreck series. Marina sertes, councilor troy and gates mcfadden, dr crusher. I am showing my age. I would also love to be given enemas by these women. WOW! What a fantasy!!!

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Eric
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Date Posted: 13:48:40 07/17/09 Fri

Sally Struthers, Demi Moore, Jasmine Bleethe, Cheryl Ladd to name a few. Why? That's rather obvious, isn't it? BTW, I'm in my early sixties, which would explain my choices.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Southwest Tim
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Date Posted: 17:13:12 07/21/09 Tue

Brenda Vaccaro -- earthy, sexy and a very big ass! I'm also in my sixties.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Cisco
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Date Posted: 23:08:07 07/18/09 Sat

Maureen McCormick when she was on the brady bunch and before she got fat..

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
bill
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Date Posted: 10:56:34 07/20/09 Mon

How about Sandra Bullock? Did anyone catch the movie where she gave one to some guy? I wish that were me!

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


Author:
Rich
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Date Posted: 14:33:23 07/20/09 Mon

Has anyone seen the Sunday night TV program, "Merlin"? The two young guys are really cute, especially the blond "Prince." I would give anything to give an enema, to both of them, while they faced each other, in a fantasy hospital setting. Watch it sometime and you will see what I am talking about. These guys are gorgeous!

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Cisco
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Date Posted: 19:44:32 07/20/09 Mon

"Has anyone seen the Sunday night TV program, "Merlin"? The two young guys are really cute, especially the blond "Prince." I would give anything to give an enema, to both of them, while they faced each other, in a fantasy hospital setting. Watch it sometime and you will see what I am talking about. These guys are gorgeous!"

Nothing like having a fudge packer among the group..isn't there a forum for queers and homos?

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Methinks
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Date Posted: 19:58:40 07/20/09 Mon

Methinks Cisco is a closet queen. They usually react like he did above. In other words, Cisco is in denial.

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[> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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NO REPUBLICAN
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Date Posted: 08:28:58 07/21/09 Tue

REPUBLICANS REMIND ME OF DIE HARD FOOTBALL FANS WHO CRY AND BITCH WHEN THIER TEAM LOSES A PLAYOFF GAME,,, BOOO HOOO KEEP A CRYING CUZ THATS ALL YOU CAN DO--- YOUR BOY MAC LOST BIG TIME WITH A GOOD ASS WHOOPIN,,--- GET OVER IT ALREADY AND GET A LIFE OR LEAVE THE COUNTRY IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER ONE????

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Date Posted: 21:57:29 07/21/09 Tue

What a blithering idiot. With people like this voting, its no wonder a Marxist Socialist got elected and is taking over every freedom and aspect of our lives. He now controls the auto industry, the banks, and soon health care, and this guy likes it. Again, what an idiot.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 09:11:43 07/22/09 Wed

Republicans didn't lose the election. America lost the election. Obama was a totally unknown first-term senator from the south side of Chicago, known for its political corruption. He had a long list of associations with radical anti-American nuts like Ares, Dohrn, and Jeremiah Wright. He was and is a political hack.

Most Americans didn't know what they were voting for in Obama, just that they wanted "change." McCain was a terrible choice for the Republicans, who deserved to be whipped. Their leaders, including Bush, ignored their base for years, and they paid the results.

Meanwhile, Obama is socializing the nation like he is on steroids. We are amassing even more debt for our children, our grandchildren, and yes, for ourselves. The result will be a prolonged recession/depression, more unemployment, more taxes, and inflation. Someone asked during the campaign, "Do you want four more years of Jimmy Carter?" We are seeing it and much worse.

There are some fine Democrats who could have made a much better president than Obama. He is destroying the nation, stealing our freedoms and ignoring our Constitution.

But for those of you are still in the declining numbers of his die hard supporters, I would ask, "How is that hope and change working for you now?" You can't blame everything on Bush forever, especially when your candidate ran on a platform of having all the answers. Hmmm?

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NO REPUBLICAN
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Date Posted: 07:52:58 07/25/09 Sat

YOU REPUBLICANS WOULD HAVE BITCHED AND CRYED NO MATTER WHICH DEMOCRATE GOT ELECTED AS YOU DID PROVE THAT WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE FOR 8 YRS!!!! IF GOD HIMSELF GOT ELECTED POTUS AS A DEM YOU REPUBLICANS WOULD FIND FAULT WITH HIM TOO,, FUCK ALL REPUBLICANS JUST A BUNCH OF RACEIST RIGHT WING NUT CASES.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Date Posted: 10:03:05 07/25/09 Sat

Hey REPUBLICAN HATER, will you say something that makes sense, ya know, like facts, specifics, something with substance. Otherwise, you are making a fool of yourself.

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Fact Check
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Date Posted: 13:52:29 07/25/09 Sat

You asked for facts and specifics in your above message. All of this can be summed up in the following individual: George Bush...Need Americans say anything more? Debate over.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 08:15:14 07/25/09 Sat

Now, let's see, hmmm, what did the democrats do the entire eight years Bush was in office? I can't remember. Oh, yeah. They were so nice to him, supported everything he did, always told the truth, and put the country ahead of personal politics. Maybe the republicans could take a lesson from such nice guys and gals in the democratic party.

Oh, and I never said I was a republican. I'm not. I'm a conservative. And you are a dumb shit.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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pappy (over my knee)
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Date Posted: 12:06:38 07/26/09 Sun

love to give Reba mcintire,her shows sister,Any redhead,Roseann with a garden hose,(stand back)Annette funicello and all the first mousecateers, Im an old guy that remembers,How about tanya tucker,My dick just got hard and thats not easy these days. ( jfl1940@verizon.net) lets talk

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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TO PAPPY--
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Date Posted: 14:29:11 07/26/09 Sun

PAPPY, You are one sick son of a bitch with a small dick.

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Pappy
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Date Posted: 12:04:29 07/27/09 Mon

You peeked, shame on you, Pappy will have to spank you, over my knee

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Pat
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Date Posted: 19:21:19 07/27/09 Mon

Do you think Joe goes down to the American Legion post and brags how he beats up liberals on the enema forum?

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Joe
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Date Posted: 20:04:44 07/27/09 Mon

You hit the nail on the head Pat. You can go with me, the next time I go to a meeting, if you want.

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The real Joe
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Date Posted: 13:26:27 07/28/09 Tue

Pat is only half correct. Yes, sometimes I go to the American Legion post and park my pickup truck with the American flag on it next to all the others, and I talk with real men who know what they believe and why and stand up for what is right.

But at other times, I go to those little candy-assed tea rooms and park my truck next to all the little hybrids with flowers and Obama stickers on them, and I try to talk to those faggoty little liberal girly men who ingnore the facts and the truth, and are only trying to get in touch with their feelings.

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Harvard M.D.
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Date Posted: 16:25:44 07/28/09 Tue

Research indicates that when someone like, "The real Joe" writes a message like the above, he is hiding his own homosexual feelings. In other words, in medical terms, Joe is a closet gay/homosexual. Joe, of course, is in denial, of this aspect of his life. I would suggest that Joe get some professional help in this regard.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 17:08:13 07/28/09 Tue

Ha Ha Harvard MD. Are you friends with that idiot racist Gates at Harvard who got his sorry butt arrested last week? Sounds like you two are just alike.

Oh, and just what research was it that indicated that my post makes me gay? Hmmmm??? I think I'd rather be gay than a blind liberal.

This made me laugh. Thanks for the response. :-)

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Racist Check
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Date Posted: 18:00:46 07/28/09 Tue

Not only is Joe gay, he is a full blown racist. His message speaks volumes about "The Real Joe." Pity

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Joe
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Date Posted: 21:15:58 07/28/09 Tue

You can call me gay; you can call me racist, but please, PLEASE don't call me a liberal. Please! (hahahahaha)

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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Referee
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Date Posted: 19:27:30 07/28/09 Tue

Joe, give it a break. You should know that you cannot reason with people who can't even reason for themselves. These people are just brainwashed by the state run media and liberal politicians. They can't think for themselves or they would be able to see that liberalism is a failed ideology. Notice that all they can do is call names and make blind insults. They can never say anything that is factual. As someone said here before, liberalism is a failed ideology anywhere it has been tried. Yet these people still believe the lies of Barack Obama. How long can he continue to blame Bush? His policies are a joke, and its killing the country. Notice that his poll numbers are diving like a rock. Hope and Change are a joke. But these people will never understand. They live out their lives in complete ignorance. So, Joe, give it up. You'll never convince them.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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John McCain
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Date Posted: 20:39:19 07/28/09 Tue

Both "Joe" and "Referee" voted for Obama, instead of me, so what are they complaining about? They both have a short memory and a short

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Buckwheat
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Date Posted: 23:00:23 07/28/09 Tue

I voted for my grandson, Barack Buckwheat Hussein Obama.

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Pat
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Date Posted: 12:27:18 07/29/09 Wed

Ain't referees suppose to be impartial? Does the man with the biggest flag when?

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Pat
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Date Posted: 12:30:55 07/29/09 Wed

Excuse me, that was win not when. I was distracted by something on "Air America".

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w.ii.k. (ditto)
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Date Posted: 17:12:06 08/03/09 Mon

YES! YES! YES!On Cathuine Bell

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w.ii.k. (ditto)
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Date Posted: 17:26:31 08/03/09 Mon

righ on joe.he is wasting the labor of the people under the pretext of caring for them.

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[> [> Subject: Re: If you could give an enema to a TV or movie star, which one would it be and why?


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NoneAtAll
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Date Posted: 01:16:30 08/08/09 Sat

I would love to give an enema to Natalie Portman (specially using kiddy outfit she used in "V for Vendetta") or Dakota Fanning (she grew up very pretty)

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Montezuma
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Date Posted: 22:24:20 08/09/09 Sun

Here's my top 10 - a few oldies included:

Mary-Anne - Gilligan's Island
June Clever - The Beav's mom
Shirley Jones - Partridge Family
Elizabeth Montgomery - Bewitched
Flo - The Progressive girl (good name for it too!)
Billie Jo, Betty Jo, Bobby Jo - Petticoat Junction
Stevie Nicks
Grace Slick

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Eric
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Date Posted: 22:43:02 08/09/09 Sun

How about Sally Struthers like she was during All in the Family. I never saw her that I didn't want to give her one.

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Date Posted: 07:08:51 08/10/09 Mon

Sally's character Gloria may have been given enemas because in one scene she looks on Edith asks Archie if he wants one. He said no.

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Eric
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Date Posted: 13:31:01 08/10/09 Mon

Yeah, I remember that episode well and have had the same thought. Oh, but for it to be true in real life.

I also saw Sally in the movie The Getaway. She was almost nude in a hotel scene. I'd have loved to be there with her with an enema bag waiting.

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