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Subject: Enema Talk in Public


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Harry H
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Date Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011, 11:30: am
 Now days enema talk is rare. In public it is extremely rare. I'd like to hear about any enema talk you have heard. I'll start by mentioning what my aunt said at a birthday party. Her daughter screamed out in pain, so her mother took her to the restaurant restroom. In a few moments they returned. My aunt said, in a voice loud enough to be heard by everone at our table (8 people) as well as everyone a few tables around us, "I'll give her an enema as soon as we get home". I was shocked to hear her say this. Her daughter, age about 10, was extremely embarressed needless to say.
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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Bill
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Date Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011, 03:31: pm
I don't remember my mother ever announcing in public that she was going to give me an enema or had given me an enema but I do remember her talking to my grandmother or aunt on the phone and would always tell them that she was going to or had given me several enemas. One time when we are on vacation with my aunt and cousin, she announced in the car that we had to find a motel with rooms that included a private bathroom because she was going to give me an enema and take an enema herself.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Rosemary
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Date Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011, 04:44: pm
When I was 8 years old and we had company - a neighbor lady and her 6 year old boy had come to visit after supper. At about 9 PM, the neighbor lady said it was getting late and time to leave and my Mother agreed, adding that she still had to give me a big soap enema before bed because I hadn't been eating well. Well that was news to them and me, and having the boy knowing I what I was going to go thru after they left and giving me one of those "sure glad it's you, not me" looks really embarrassed me! And, of course, shortly after they left I was "bare assed" with the enema hose up my butt and not feeling very good at all, as the bag "happily" emptied and I got "not so happily" filled!

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Ed
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 08:19: am
When I was about 8, my mom and I were walking home with a neighbor who said she had to hurry home to give her ill husband an enema. Luckily my mom didn't mention that she had given me one a few days before,but it was good to hear about an adult receiving one.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Harry H
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Date Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 09:43: am
Forgive me if I have told you this enema story before. I heard the story from a woman I'll call Mary. Mary worked for a US company in Germany. One of her friends, I'll call her Jill, came from the US for a visit. Jill had packed her enema bag in her checked luggage. When Jill arrived in Germany her checked luggage was missing, and therefore she had no enema bag. After such a long airline trip and so much sitting she was very constipated, a big and uncomfortable problem. Mary & Jill knew no German. They went to a drug store to get an enema bag. The druggest knew no English. So the two woman did their best to communicate to the drugest that they wanted to buy an enema bag. They used pantamine to try to tell the drugest what they needed. Eventually they drew a picture of a fountain syringe and were successful in getting the enema bag. Can you imagine how funny it must have been when these woman were bending over and pointing toward their rectums? Oh how I wish I were there! I heard this story from Mary about a year ago.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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kyle
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Date Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 10:29: am
Well not in public but back in the 70,s when i was a kid we had a lil ma&pa grocery store 1 block away & when i would go there to get the things mum ordered i would hear those old women in that store talking about things like if he cant, poop you should give him-her enemas, But in a way that was saying it in public in that lil store and i knew who they were talking about as some of those kids were my friends and they would mention the names, Those old bittys they used that store as a sort of a place to gossip & many times i heard that word ENEMA in that store esp about so and so,s kids who were sick and i have no doubt that many of those old women would have delighted in giving 1 to me too, Just seemd to me that they liked giving enemas esp to kids cuz i did hear it many times from them,, he he i used to call them the enema ladys, not in front of them of course but me & my friends sure talked about it at times.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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John
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Date Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 09:38: pm
It was not exactly in public, but I did overhear my neighbor describe her "$300 enema" to my wife. I was in another room and I don't know if she knew I could hear but she told my wife how she had been dieting and developed stomach cramps. She took an oral laxative with no results, just more cramps. She woke up at midnight doubled up with cramps convinced she had something serious wrong and had her husband take her to an after-hours emergency clinic. After about a half hour of checking temp (no fever) blood pressure, pushing on her abdomen, and questions about what she had to eat they concluded she was constipated. The doctor on call told the nurse to give her an enema. They gave her an enema with a plastic bag and after checking her out again and finding out she already felt better, ordered a repeat a half hour later. Then they sent her home with a bill of over $300. She said had she known that she could have bought her own enema bag and saved $290 and a lot of embarrassment. They both got a good laugh over that.

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Brandon
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Date Posted: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 10:56: pm
When did you get an emergency room visit for only $300?

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Eric
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Date Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011, 01:59: pm
I've heard quite a bit of "enema talk" over the years, and could share many of those times. One in particular that I remember was back in the 80s when I went with my wife to the hospital so she could visit a friend from work who was in the hospital.

I did not know the lady, so I waited in the waiting room on that floor. Just as I sat down, there were two young ladies, probably late teens or early twenties, talking to a young man about their same age. Apparently they were all the same age and good friends.

As I happened to listen to their conversation, I heard the word enema mentioned. They were trying to explain to the young man what an enema was. One girl did most of the talking while the other girl just added comments along the way.

I could tell by their description, they were describing a home enema procedure more than the more clinical hospital enema. Obviously, both of these young girls had had enemas.

Before they were finished, my wife came in and told me she was ready to go. I wanted so much to stay and hear the end of the story, but I couldn't do that without being totally obvious.

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Susan Benton
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Date Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012, 06:26: pm
My aunt never spoke in public about enemas, but when she was talking with her family, friends, or with nurses and doctors she had no trouble explaining them how she gave the enemas, how many, what kind of soap, what type of cream or lube was use (I hate it when she used vic-vapor-rub because it burned in the ass), how big was the enema, etc.

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[> Subject: Re: Constipation Talk in Public


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Sue (UK)
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Date Posted: Monday, November 26, 2012, 10:18: am
I told this story elsewhere but thought it might as well be put here.

I can remember a handful of occasions - in the bathrooms of shopping centres, cafes, even a pub - when I've heard, in the adjoining stall, mothers with constipated kids, trying to get their kids to do a dooey, and the kids couldn't or wouldn't.

One that really sticks out was a mother of about four, in an internet cafe, about two years ago. She'd been urging all the kids (girls and boys) to go for a piss because there was a long car journey ahead. But the youngest, a boy, went in there and stayed in there for several minutes. I heard a "what are you doing in there?" - and while I can't remember exactly what else was said it was clear that the boy was trying to do a dooey. Clearly he'd been having constipation issues and the mother had been urging him to try and Do in several other bathroom that day.

They were in there for a few minutes until the mother insisted on being let in. I didn't hear anything to make me think some constipation treatment was being hurriedly administered, but when they emerged it was obvious that the kid hadn't done any. I wonder if that kid spent the entire journey home dreading the enema/suppository they were going to get on arrival.

Just on one occasion I've comitted the faux pas of trying to get involved. The same situation that Kathie describes on page 456 (or thereabouts). An extraordinary once in a lifetime "opportunity" that unfortunately I couldn't resist. There was a woman trying to get a little girl to "do a doodle" (yes, the "three men and a baby" word!) and she was saying "i don't want to...i can't". And I'd just been to the chemist's....you know what I had with me. I tore one off a strip of childrens' glycerine suppository and pushed it under the wall, saying "here! she's constipated, use that and get it over with!". I think she took a moment to realise what it was, during which I hastily got out of there and headed for the sink. But I heard something as I was on my way out - and I tell myself it was the distressed cry of the little girl having the "jelly bullet" pushed in.

It's been a bad time for constipation for both of us these past few weeks. Melanie (age 9) was over my knee for an enema about four days ago - never fun, especially since the new one has a nozzle that's bigger than the old one and she was nervous about having that thing stuck in her. But I guess the (rear) ends justify the means - days' worth of accumulated merde coming out.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Howard
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Date Posted: Monday, November 26, 2012, 01:08: pm
I can't recall hearing anyone discuss enemas in public in years. However, when I was growing-up, my friends and I use to go to a local drugstore after school and sit at the soda fountain and drink cherry Cokes. There were also small tables in that rea and ladies would sit and have coffee with their friends. It was not unusual to hear enemas discussed-who had taken one, given one and who was going to have one as well as talk about proper administration. In those days, enema and combination bags were openly stacked on shelves in the laxative ailse along with oral laxatives, douche powders and suppository jars. I remeber vividly hearing the mother of a very pretty classmate of mine telling a friend that her daughter needed several enemas a week because she always suffered from constipation. I must admit that after hearing that I couldn't help visualizing the girl having her enema and when seeing her in class wondered if she'd had an enema the previous evening.

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[> Subject: Re: Enema Talk in Public


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Michael
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 2012, 07:10: pm
I remember times when i was home from school sick and my mother calling my aunt who was moms sister who lived on the first floor in our house and telling telling her that she was going to give me an enema and that if she would come up stairs and help whit the enema.

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