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Author:
Charlie
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Date Posted: Friday, April 20, 2012, 07:34: pm
In reply to:
Ashley
's message, "First timer" on Wednesday, January 04, 2012, 10:29: am
I'm 20 and going into my second year in Business Administration while my boyfriend is in his first year pre-med. We were laying in bed last night watching TV and cuddling when he tells me I felt warm. He told me that he would take my temperature rectally and it would be good lab practice for him. As he's taking my temperature, he notices having a hard time getting the thermometer into my butt. He asked me when the last time I had a bowel movement. I told him that I had went two or three days ago and that I may be a little constipated. he takes the thermometer out of my butt and there's poop all over it but he can still read it. He says "yes, from the looks of this shit on the thermometer, you're quite constipated, I'm gonna have to give you an enema!" we didn't have any Fleets in our cabinet, so he had to improvise with the shower hose.
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