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Subject: trying to take my girlfriends temp


Author:
mart
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012, 05:55: pm

iv'e been trying to get my girlfriend to let me take her temperature, but it's really tough without seeming like a perv. i just mentioned that i had a baby thermometer that one of my ex's left because she bought it by mistake. she didn't sound weirded out. i'm just trying to figure out a way to use it on her.

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guest118
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012, 06:18: pm

mart here are 3 ideas that MAY help IF she and you are fans of the DESCOVERY CHANNEL SHOW MYTHBUSTERS look up the GOLDEN PAINT episode IN IT they tested the MYTH that LATEX PANT can caws the ody core temp to rise to a dangerous level AND had a seen were ADAM SAVAGE got his temp check the baby way ON THE SHOW and ON SEEN tho coverd and censed.

show her this and tell her that you would like to do that to her OR say that gives me an idea. DEPENDING on her reaction go from ther.

idea #2 tell here you have red the fact that RECTAL TEMPERATURES are STILL the best to get a body core reading AND THIS IS A FACT LOOK IT UP on GOOGLE and show here the facts and stats and so on LET HER DESIDE what she would like to do .

IDEA #3 tell here you want to c her bottom and would allow here to check your temp the same way ONLY IF she will let you check here temp like she did yours OR tell her IF SHE WANTS TO C YOUR BOTTOM say ook baby you can check my temp the baby way IF i can check youur temp the same THEN let her deside WHO is 1st to go

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Tim
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Date Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012, 07:46: pm

Why not just ask her if you can do it ? If you're both intimate, it will probably work, and if she balks at the idea, then, you know that this girlfriend isn't into anal.

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[> Subject: Re: trying to take my girlfriends temp


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guest118
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Date Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012, 08:38: pm

to tim IF your the tim i think then say hay to your old buddy i THINK i know what tim you are IF your the one i think then e-mail me as we are old buds .
NOW on a nother note tho keeping with the idea of the post here .

i ran into my old hischool girlfrend a bout 3 months ago SHE is still a pritty hot tnumber and BACK when we were in gradschool in 6th grade SHE showed me here tushy and IF i had known then what i know now WHO knows we ma be married and have 4 or more kids if anyone wants to know more on this speek up here

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IRWIN (TAKING MY WIFES TEMPERATURE)
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 06, 2012, 12:30: pm

the other nite my wife was laying in bed and felt sick. She went to the docter earlier that day and he took her temp in her ear. He said she wsa normal. I felt her head and it was warm and told her we had to take her temp. she agreed and we rolled her over, and i proceeded to lower her pjs and then her panties. I got the thermomiter and spread her cheaks. I slowly inserted the probe in her rectum. I got a great feeling doing it as I had not done it for a few years. She had 102 ND I REALIZED THE EAR TEMP IS A FARCE. Always use rectal.

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mandi
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 06, 2012, 12:43: pm

u have that irwin i take my temp rectally usually when sick but sometimes i will do oral and sometimes when sick i can have an oral temp of 98.8 but then my rectal temp will show that i have small fever. so i tend to believe the rectal thermometer

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[> Subject: Re: trying to take my girlfriends temp


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mart
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Date Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 09:20: am

Update: have a new GF who i met on one of the dating websites. she in a nurses aid, and love taking rts. gave her the story about the rectal thermometer being left her by an ex, along with baby lotion,and powder, she took my temp the first night (after faking sick of course) now she's shopping for another thermometer. she's all into it. i love it! i think she's going to get the vicks digital baby thermometer. it'll be nice to switch off.

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Bob RN
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Date Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 03:49: pm

Shelly my girlfriend of two months was not feeling good yesterday while she was over at my house. I asked her if she had a fever and she said I don't know. I got my rectal thermometer and came out. She noticed right away it was red. I said sorry, but this is all I have. She said well I will wait. I told her it doesnt hurt you just have to bare your bottom. She said I have never had a rectal temp. I told her you did as a baby. I said you just lay down and pull down your shorts. I will then spread your cheeks and insert it into your rectum. It feels cold due to the lubricant. After an hour or so she said ok I guess this is as good as anytime. I told her to lie across my lap on the couch. I pushed down her shorts and panties to her knees. I gave her bare butt a few love pats. I then spead her cheeks and slowly inserted the probe slowly turning it as I pushed it in. She immediately tensed up her buns. After a few minutes I pulled it out. It read 99.9. I then took some tissue and slowly wiped off the jelly making sure my finger slipped up her rectum. I then gave her a whack on each bare cheek and pulled up her panties and shorts. While I was standing in front of her she grabbed my shorts and pushed them down and pulled me across her lap. She applied two real hard smacks to my bare butt and proceeded to get my temp. Afterward she said it felt really good and we needed to do it again soon.

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Amanda
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Date Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012, 12:34: pm

I surprised my boyfriend the other night. He was over at my apartment and told me he had not been feeling good all day. I told him I was going to check his temo. I came back in with a thermometer and KY. I told him to lay across my lap. I then pulled down his shorts and underwear. His butt was white and hairy. I gave him a smack across both of his buns. I then spread his butt cheeks and inserted it twisting it slowly. I kept it in there about five minutes while stroking his bare buns. Afterwards I pulled up his shorts he got up and said your turn. No problem. he unfastend my jeans and I stepped out of them and laid across his lap. he pulled down my panties to my knees. He slowly massaged and squeezed my buns. He spread my butt cheeks and put the probe in my butt. I felt his hands on my naked buns stroking. Then after he pulled out the probe he gave me a playful spanking turning my white bottom red.

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Denise
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Date Posted: Monday, August 20, 2012, 03:02: pm

I am 20 and never had a rectal temp until the other day. One of my college algebra classmates who is a nursing stduent came over to my pad. I asked him how his nursing course was going. He told me they were practing doing vital signs. When he mentioned doing rectal temps, I said I never had one of those. He asked if I wanted to see what it was like. I said ok. He followed me into my bedroom where I took off my jeans. He said you have one fine looking butt as I laid across the bed. He pulled my panties off. He started rubbing both of my butt cheeks and squeezing them. He then spread my cheeks and I felt him push in the probe. He ran his fingers lightly over my naked buns. After he pulled out the probe he took some tissie and wiped the vaseline off my rectum. He then took one of his fingers and put it up my butt making me tighten up my cheeks. I really enjoyed it especially when I got to check his bare backsides.

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Brian
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Date Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012, 04:31: pm

My girlfriend was over at my house the other night and we had a few drinks. She rolled off the couch onto the floor and her short dress came up flashing me a good look at her bottom in a pair of tiny red panties. I laid next to her and ran my hand across her bottom which she seemed to enjoy. I pulled up her dress getting a really good look at her butt. I squeezed both her cheeks, and told her she needed her temp taken. Where? I said in your bottom. I was able to convince her to let me do it. I removed her panties and stroked her on her bare butt and then spread her cheeks and slowly inserted the probe into her rectum causing her to tense. She had a dimple in each of her tight cheeks. She really enjoyed the temp she said. We have plans to do it again this weekend.

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Megan
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Date Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2012, 10:17: am

I am a nursing student and I love to prctice on my boyfriend. We are both 22. He came over to swim the other night at my apartment pool. He went into the bathroom to change. I gave him a few minutes and then I walked in knowing he would be naked. I slapped his his white little butt and gave each cheek a frim squeeze. I said I need to practice getting your rectal temp. We went out to the bed and he laid across it. I stoked his butt cheeks and then spread and inserted the probe in his butt causing him to tighten his already firm butt cheeks. I slapped his bare rump and said ok you can get dressed. he rolled over grabbed me and said not so fast as he rolled me over in the bed and untied my bottoms. He gave my bare butt a few good whacks saying I should check your too. I felt him spread my cheeks and then the familiar probe go in my rectum. He stroked my bare butt cheeks while the probe was still inside me making it even more pleasurable.

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[> Subject: Re: trying to take my girlfriends temp


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Matt V
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Date Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012, 02:16: am

I tried it on my 22 year old girlfriend once. She wasn't sick, but we were both a little drunk. I saw the thermometer in her nightstand drawer. I love spanked her butt a little and we were both laughing. I asked her if she'd let me stick the thermometer up her ass, and she just laughed and said "what for?" She didn't say no, I used Nivea lotion for lube. I'd already had my finger up her butthole many times during sex, so I lubed up her tight little brown button with lotion. Then I lubed the thermometer and slid it inside her. It feels weird putting something up somebody else's butt, because it feels like their butthole draws in the object after it goes in a couple inches. She was so horny letting me do that.

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