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] Date Posted:Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 03:12: am In reply to:
Tom
's message, "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ''DEMONSTRATED ON"" on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 02:55: pm
I was raised in in orphanage in southern US during 60'-70's and nursing students would come and practice various things on us including rectal temperature taking right up to age 18 thery could force us to do anything. Always laying on stomach, tighty whiteys pulled down to mid thigh. I hated it. Some old lady instructor and one to 3 students at a time, each taking their turn. They did a lot of things besides temperature, like height weight pulse etc. It was really hard for us to do esp becuase some of the students were in early 20's- only 5-6 yrs older than us. Esp hated that and also when I knew some of the male students were gay and I had to let them spread my cheeks open and look at my anus then poke a thermometer in there. Those of us who were athletic and real healthy got picked to have enemas too. I had to suffer through that 2 times and the last time was with a male student just after I turned 17. Thats the way it was.
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[> Subject: Re: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ''DEMONSTRATED ON"
Date Posted:Friday, November 04, 2011, 03:48: am
Only one time Mom wanted to take Penelope's or pin head's rectal temperature. She was bawling her head off. I peaked into the bathroom. Big mistake. I made eye contact with my mom. She grabbed be by my arms and hauled me into the bathroom.
"Look Penelope. Tempy's don't hurt. I'll take Steven's to prove it."
My eyes widened like plate saucers. "What?"
"Penelope is a little scared of the thermometer. I want to take your rectal temp to show her it doesn't hurt." Mom explanation made even less sense.
"A dollar," I began negotiations.
Mom was caught off guard by this. "You want me to pay you a dollar to take your temperature?" The extortion concept appeared quite foreign to mom.
"Yep. I need to buy a new Bat Mobile model. My last one got burned up by Joker's nefarious Heat ray. Actually it was a can of aerosol and a lighter.
"I see." Mom was contemplating the offer. "However. It might be difficult to get to the hobby store with out my driving you and..." Mom grinned a twisted looking grin almost a smirk. "Difficult for you to sit in the car on your very red bottom." She continued and started to rollup her sleeves.
I quickly pulled my pants down and laid over mom's lap.
"Now watch Penelope. Nothing to it at all." Mom shook the thermometer down and started to insert it into my bottom.
However being me. I couldn't let this golden opportunity pass to play the ultimate practical joke on my mom. As she slowly twisted the thermometer into my bottom. I howled in mock agony. "Oh god. The pain. The pain." I twisted and writhed over mom's lap. "Take it out," I groaned. "I can't stand the pain." I groaned again. A long agonizing groan.
Penelope screamed and raced out the room saying Mom was trying to kill her with a thermometer.
Mom slowly patted my bottom. She smiled a slight smile. "Very funny Steven." She slapped my bottom harder. "I'll probably never be able to take her temperature again."
Now looking at hindsight, the next thing that came out of my mouth probably shouldn't have. "I bet now you think this would have been worth a dollar."
That night at dinner. I was sitting on my pillow at the table.
Dad was wondering what had happened. "Anything new happen today?"
"Mommy tried to kill Steven and me with a thermometer." Pin head tattled
Mom blushed red.
"Well I see that someone almost got killed today." He took a drag off his cigarette and spooned up some peas from his plate. "Steven?"
"Never ask Mom for money. It can be quite painful." I said and ate my mash potatoes.
Date Posted:Friday, November 04, 2011, 11:24: am
In light of the situation, is it fair to say that Penelope never had her temp. taken rectally again ? I guess the outcome wasn't so good for you that day.
